The funniest things you've heard at the football...

[Soul Finger]

That is probably the LEAST funny thing ever posted on here.

People in glass houses...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I guarantee half the chants on the BBC page probably got one airing at a push, and were never heard again, as most of them don't even scan.

I know Man United do sing the Anderson one a lot, you could hear it at the Champions League final, but don't tell me Arsenal fans break into that Eboue song every game, it sucks.

I can't believe the BBC have put the "Sit down Pinocchio" one up either, that's at least five years out of date.

But fair play to Fulham for the "thinner than Frank Lampard" effort.

 

[pasty]

Yeah, that's where the thread started, you wally

.

I'll read threads more carefully in future.

It was actually a little dig at Pasty, but yeah

.

Damn. I thought I'd got away with it

 

[PrioryRoad]

I hesitate to post this but.....

In the mid 70's in a game against a team I don't remember but the opposition had a black winger who pulled the corner flag out of the ground as he was putting the ball down to take a corner.

From the North Stand, in a very loud voice came " Oi bring your own bloody spear"

Not pc today or even then probably but it was very amusing at the time and even the player concerned smiled.

Now that is funny..

 

[csider]

That is probably the LEAST funny thing ever posted on here.

Made me laugh, but then I drag my knuckles

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Damn. I thought I'd got away with it

.

 

[Box of Frogs]

Back at the Goldstone, the 'Kelvin Morton' game against Palace. There had already been a couple or three penaltys when someone walking carefully down one of the aisles in the North Stand, carrying a handful of coffees back to his mates, tripped and spilled said coffees.

Cue massed shout of 'penalty'!

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Back at the Goldstone, the 'Kelvin Morton' game against Palace. There had already been a couple or three penaltys when someone walking carefully down one of the aisles in the North Stand, carrying a handful of coffees back to his mates, tripped and spilled said coffees.

Cue massed shout of 'penalty'!

Except that game was at Smelhurst!

 

[Box of Frogs]

Except that game was at Smelhurst!

Proof that I am going senile!!

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Nicked from Football Forums:
Liverpool fans
(to the tune of The Animals go in two by two)

His neck scar proves he's lost his head
Tevez,tevez
You'll never shag a sexy bird
Tevez Tevez
You ugly twat,you Argie C***
They've sewn your head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, Herman Munster Head

 

[kiryat shmona]

A couple of seasons back when Coventry played Norwich on the opening game of the season the Ricoh wasn't ready so both teams decided to reverse the fixtures and so the game went ahead at Carrow Road.

Things weren't going too well for Cov and they found themselves 2 -0 down pretty early in the game, as the ball hit the back of the net the travelling Cov fans started chanting "We're supposed to be at home"

 

[Zesh Rehman]

i have to say the tiny cox chant is one of the best i've heard in a long time.

saddo

 

[chez]

That is probably the LEAST funny thing ever posted on here.

Leave it out!! It may not be PC or right but back then it was probably the funniest thing said that year.

 

[Zesh Rehman]

That is probably the LEAST funny thing ever posted on here.

try and have a laugh, it doesnt hurt

 

[the slow norris]

my one is back at the goldstone in about 90/91, my old man got us tickets in the old L block in the west stand which ended up being in a sort of mini-box scenario with about 20 of us blocked of from the terracing below and the other seating above. after about 65 minutes a message comes over the tannoy asking "that a mr NATCHPOOLE HUGGESY"goes to the ticket office. Much hilarity ensues in 'the box' for the next 5 minutes with approximately 19 of us pissing ourselves at how funny a name natchpoole is......needless to say, after 6 minutes, the old guy behind us, who didn't join in, left his seat never to return.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Towards the last days of the Goldstone i think, we were desperate for results to stay up, and after several dubious lino decisions against us there was a fan standing behind him who shouted out:
- "You've been doubting yourself ever since your wife asked for a threesome"

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Am sad the Worthing "We've got wood" chant didnt make it on there

 

[eastlondonseagull]

...the 'Kelvin Morton' game against Palace. There had already been a couple or three penalties when someone walking carefully down one of the aisles in the North Stand, carrying a handful of coffees back to his mates, tripped and spilled said coffees.

Cue massed shout of 'penalty'!

Remember that moment well! We spent most of the second half shouting 'penalty' at everything And yes, it was at Selhurst!

.