the hitman
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This bloke goes up to a fat bird in a club and says "excuse me, do u have a pen?" she looked at him, smiled and said "yes I do" he said "well ud better f*** off back 2 it then before the farmer notices your missing!"
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The Friday Joke Thread
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Poyetry In Motion
Pooetry Motions
Where's the tumbleweed smiley when you need it?
manilaseagull
Used to be Swindonseagull
UD?
smalldino
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Guilty.... I laughed
Norman Potting
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This one popped into my head yesterday whilst shopping at Morrison's, I have absolutely no idea why (joke, not shopping).
Q. What is the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
A. One shoots but can't hit, the other.....................
Q. What is the difference between a bad marksman and a constipated owl?
A. One shoots but can't hit, the other.....................
Seagulltonian
C'mon the Albion!
"George Burley was seen driving out of Selhurst Park very fast, can of Stella in hand no seat belt beeping his horn...omg this guy will do anything for 3 points!"
Hopefully worth a little titter?
Hopefully worth a little titter?
WeAreTheAlbion
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Why wasnt jesus born in Liverpool?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
was in sainsburys last night, and this bloke assaulted me with a yogurt and a pint of milk.
i thought to myself......how very dairy
i thought to myself......how very dairy
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Laughed out loud at that one!