The best The Life of Brain quotes.....to lighten up the evening

[South Stand Bonfire]

You lucky bastard!

 

[BadFish]

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brian's mum: Stop thinking about sex!
Brian: I wasn't!
Brian's mum: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Blessed are the cheesemakers

 

[slinky]

spare a shekel for an old ex leper?

 

[Everest]

How shall we f*** off, O Lord?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Difficult to pick as, through out the film, it is about context and delivery.

My favourite is "Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get 'em while they're hot. They're lovely. Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar. Tuscany fried bats."

 

[slinky]

We were led by a star.
Led by a bottle, more like.

 

[slinky]

I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

 

[Kazenga <3]

"this man commands the cwack legion! He wanks as high as any in wome!"

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Conjugate the verb. Romanis...

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Brian: You are all individuals
Crowd: Yes we are all individuals

Crowd goes silent

John Cleese: I'm not

 

[BHAMAN]

Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
[they all stab themselves]
Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

What did he say?
"The poor shall inherit the Earth."
That's nice, they never get anything.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Have i missed the point?

 

[BHAMAN]

Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Always look on the bright side of life

(for the palstics)

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, f*** off!
Arthur: How shall we f*** off, O Lord?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Sorry I have seen the film about 15 times but still need to look up the quotes because they look so much better when complete!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

And throw him to floor again?

What?

Throw him to the floor sir?

Oh yes throw him to the floor!