Surely Palace can't... 16/17

[dazzer6666]

Sadly, the fact remains that Palace will not be relegated this season. Not through actually being any good mind, but through courtesy of being a mere pube-hair's width less flaccid and useless than the unmitigated, hopeless pile of steaming CACK that is serving to prop them up once again this year.

It must be a dismal existence though. Just imagine turning up week in, week out at that horrific dilapidated 19th century hovel of a ground, to watch a tragic, pitiful team of chronically overvalued, overrated, overpaid wastrels spasm, scrape and twitch their way to 17th spot in front of a bedraggled bunch of gobby delusional cockwombles, at least 10,000 of whom we already know for a fact don't even go within 10 miles of the place unless Chelsea, Man U, Spurs et-al are on that seasons schedule.

And I've not even mentioned the drum.

Very likely to be the best post of 2017 - with 364 days to go. Magnificent work. [emoji122][emoji122][emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

 

[swindonseagull]

Being heavily linked to Barrow at Swansea. Now why would they want another winger with Zaha and Townsend?

Maybe Barrow can stand up? Unlike Zaha who always looks like he will cry and has been cheated when he dives.

 

[Dougie]

Very likely to be the best post of 2017 - with 364 days to go. Magnificent work. [emoji122][emoji122][emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

Tbf he comes out with stuff like that most days .

 

[dazzer6666]

Tbf he comes out with stuff like that most days .

Must have missed a few, but you probably spend more time on here than I do.

 

[Easy 10]

Very likely to be the best post of 2017 - with 364 days to go. Magnificent work. [emoji122][emoji122][emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

Most kind. Just speaking as I see it though, as we all do

 

[Dougie]

Being heavily linked to Barrow at Swansea. Now why would they want another winger with Zaha and Townsend?

Zaha is going ( to Africa ) .

 

[Triggaaar]

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Fabulous work on a regular basis

 

[Triggaaar]

I should really apologise to Palace fans for making them have to scroll so far. If I can find an inverted table, I'll post it.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Zaha is going ( to Africa ) .

 

[cjd]

Zaha is going ( to Africa ) .

Stopping off at Tottenham on the way ?

 

[swindonseagull]

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World Diving championships

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Sadly, the fact remains that Palace will not be relegated this season. Not through actually being any good mind, but through courtesy of being a mere pube-hair's width less flaccid and useless than the unmitigated, hopeless pile of steaming CACK that is serving to prop them up once again this year.

It must be a dismal existence though. Just imagine turning up week in, week out at that horrific dilapidated 19th century hovel of a ground, to watch a tragic, pitiful team of chronically overvalued, overrated, overpaid wastrels spasm, scrape and twitch their way to 17th spot in front of a bedraggled bunch of gobby delusional cockwombles, at least 10,000 of whom we already know for a fact don't even go within 10 miles of the place unless Chelsea, Man U, Spurs et-al are on that seasons schedule.

And I've not even mentioned the drum.

*like*

 

[beardy gull]

Benteke being linked with a move to China. £40m

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Benteke being linked with a move to China. £40m

He must surely be one of the most overrated players in history.

 

[carlzeiss]

Benteke being linked with a move to China. £40m

Shirley the Manchester United of the South will not accept a derisory for one of there best assets .

 

[larus]

I see Hull are 1 up at WBA. Same points as Palarse now.

 

[ThePaddy]

He must surely be one of the most overrated players in history.

He has scored a goal every other game in the Premier League for several years. In terms of scoring goals, there aren't many better strikers around.

 

[spanish flair]

He has scored a goal every other game in the Premier League for several years. In terms of scoring goals, there aren't many better strikers around.

Not doing that for Palace is he and if he keeps missing penalties he won't and two of the goals he has scored have been from the spot.

 

[Bozza]

This is the thread for the CPFC 2016/17 shambles.

Swansea have started the better and have just blown a decent chance when they should be 1 up.

The natives are a bit restless already.

Also a fair few empty blue seats I note. Must be transport issues in the area tonight. I can't imagine it's that the visitors aren't a big club or anything like that...