jackalbion
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Has anyone ever considered he might not actually be blind? I saw a music video of his the other day and he was driving a Cadillac. Discuss (6 Marks)
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[Music] Stevie Wonder
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Put the beer down and go to bed, Jack 
Despite not seeing eye to eye with Mr HeadacheThisMorning I'm gonna back him up here (kind of)
I've always wondered if Gok Wan is actually gay or he just really loves grabbing women's chesticles.
He knew he just couldn't go round doing that, so invented 'Gok' and now has a free pass to every breast in the country.
Fair play to the lad.
I've always wondered if Gok Wan is actually gay or he just really loves grabbing women's chesticles.
He knew he just couldn't go round doing that, so invented 'Gok' and now has a free pass to every breast in the country.
Fair play to the lad.
AmexRuislip
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You could always play the innuendo game and rearrange Gok Wan name, by moving two letters
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AmexRuislip
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You still feeling the effects of Hanwell Fog, it got me too!
Paxton Dazo
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Pint count, please?
I’m just jealous.
I spent a good couple of hours sulking after last nights defeat but Jack was more concerned about if Stevie Wonders eyesight is better than he lets on.
Judging by some of the outfits he wears these days his eyesights got worse over the years.
Was he in Qatar dressed as a football referee last night by any chance?
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I think on the face of it, "Stevie Wonder. Had anyone considered the possibility that he may not actually be blind?" is one of the best opening lines of a NSC thread I can remember
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The most curious thing..
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banjo
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Don’t worry you haven’t offended him. He just called to say I love you.
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It would certainly explain this tbh
I remember this from Saturday Night Live. Proof, I'd suggest.
I think young Jack has been consuming all through the night and is now blind drunk. He must be devastated after the result and is attempting to drown his sorrows. Seems poor Stevie is collateral damage!
Some advice, limit your emotional investment to the Albion, England will ALWAYS let you down little one. This is not superstition, it’s a statistical certainty looking at the team’s penalty shoot-out record. Sometimes you have to be true to your self and take the higher ground, this was a ****ish World Cup on all levels, you should just be relieved it’s all over.
Anyway, it has already come home. As for England’s No.8, isn’t she lovely?
Some advice, limit your emotional investment to the Albion, England will ALWAYS let you down little one. This is not superstition, it’s a statistical certainty looking at the team’s penalty shoot-out record. Sometimes you have to be true to your self and take the higher ground, this was a ****ish World Cup on all levels, you should just be relieved it’s all over.
Anyway, it has already come home. As for England’s No.8, isn’t she lovely?
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This one is easy to debunk. Stevie heard Macca nut the mic, he reaches out to catch the stand but gets nowhere near because he is, well, blind.
jackalbion
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I sent this from Buddies or monarch whatever it’s called if anyone wondered. Very disappointed with the fry up.
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Kind of thing Trump would tweet
Or Alan Partridge!
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Hanwell was never foggy when l worked there!