[Football] Spurs scoop the big prizes - again

[Wozza]

 

[maltaseagull]

Pity they were so poor in the football parts though.

 

[Muzzman]

Guess they need to fill their trophy cabinet with something.

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Pity they were so poor in the football parts though.

Details, mere details.

 

[seagully]

"Non-Matchday Sales Team of the Year, you'll never sing that..."

 

[Wozza]

Pity they were so poor in the football parts though.

Except against us (with help).

 

[Pavilionaire]

"We're on our way, we're on our way
To the Stadiums Events & Hospitality Awards, we're on our way
What will we win there? Non-Matchday Sales Team of the Year
For how many years, sir? Two, I'm certain
All I know is Tottenham's on our way!"

 

[Eric the meek]

We've got the best non-matchday sales team of the year,
We've got the best non-matchday sales team of the year,
We've got the best non-matchday sales team of the year,
We've got the best non-matchday sales team in the land.

(Insert 'Visiting football directors' for verse 2, and 'matchday sales team' for verse 3).

 

[Bozza]

And it's Tottenham Hotspur,
Tottenham Hotspur F C,
We're by far the greatest Non-Matchday Sales Team,
The world has ever seen*


* this year, anyway.

 

[Official Old Man]

Funny funny, but what does a non match day sales team sell?

 

[Slum_Wolf]

Funny funny, but what does a non match day sales team sell?

Diving lessons from H. Kane?

 

[Sirnormangall]

Non Matchday award

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Funny funny, but what does a non match day sales team sell?

Lighters ?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

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Comedy gold. And they still couldn't get rid of that f***ing great cloud.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Funny funny, but what does a non match day sales team sell?

Lighters?

 

[el punal]

Guess they need to fill their trophy cabinet with something.

Well they could extend their range of cheeses.

 

[Wozza]

Well they could extend their range of cheeses.

Actually... the VIP cheese bar got cancelled.