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Spanish Dave - What exactly does he do?!



Dec 16, 2010
3,613
Over there
Spanish Dave - what exactly does he do?!

Is he quick? No.
Can he shoot? No.
Is he skillful? No.
Have we seen anything to suggest he's a dead ball specialist? No.
Is he physical?
Is there an end product? No.

Deadline day panic buy, and yet another waste of space in an overcrowded group of mediocre midfield players. His best spell in La Liga? The best part of 5 years ago now for a mid table side, before he soon became a fringe player.

Friday August 31st, the day Poyet killed our season, dismantling a midfield that was looking good up until that point. :nono:

Is he quick - yes
Can he shoot - yes
Is he skilful - mmm yes
Have we seen anything to suggest he's a dead ball specialist - I should coco
Is he physical - Does a fantastic somersault when his heels are clipped
Is there an end product - mmm still yes.
Could he have my babies - f*** YES
 




blue2

New member
Apr 21, 2010
1,229
Deadline day panic buy, and yet another waste of space in an overcrowded group of mediocre midfield players.

Oh dear bet you wish you had not said this
 


The Terminator

New member
Aug 7, 2010
1,419
Spanish Dave - what exactly does he do?!

He trends when he wants ...
 


































TSB

Captain Hindsight
Jul 7, 2003
17,666
Lansdowne Place, Hove
David Lopez ‏@David_Lopez_7
Thank you all for your tweets. Happy for the goal and especially the point scored. Now back home. I like "spanish Dave",hahaha. #seagulls

Is that the man, the myth himself? Nice to see his translator helps with twitter too!
 








HydroJLW

New member
Jun 21, 2012
4
Mistaken...

Is he quick? No.
Can he shoot? No.
Is he skillful? No.
Have we seen anything to suggest he's a dead ball specialist? No.
Is he physical?
Is there an end product? No.

Deadline day panic buy, and yet another waste of space in an overcrowded group of mediocre midfield players. His best spell in La Liga? The best part of 5 years ago now for a mid table side, before he soon became a fringe player.

Friday August 31st, the day Poyet killed our season, dismantling a midfield that was looking good up until that point. :nono:


I bet you're regretting this....and if you're not, then you should be!
 




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