Sophie Ellis-Bextor or Charlotte Church?

[Publius Ovidius]

bextor every time.

you could pick up a thinner version of church from the gutter down west street any friday or saturday night

would you like to get something off your chest dave?

 

[Man of Harveys]

bextor every time.

you could pick up a thinner version of church from the gutter down west street any friday or saturday night

There are 10 Charlotte Churches in baby pink leggins [sic] outside any Asda NOW - they're waiting for "my Dean" to finish nicking hubcaps while wearing Boston Celtics hats at a stupid, twatty angle.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Why has she got brains written accross her boobs? Is that to remind her where she keeps them?

Oh and sophie wins

I say that and then you change the picture

 

[Man of Harveys]

I say that and then you change the picture

At least now she has a very apt "Croydon facelift"

 

[Man of Harveys]

Her even classier mate - the one on the right, first to the chip shop on a night out - on the right appears to be FARTING in the pool

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Who wants a bag of bones ? Charlotte Church for me. I'd love to go out for a few pints and a bag of chips with her. She'd be a right laugh.

 

[Seagullible]

SHe is the queen chav - look at the size of those ear rings

 

[phil1977]

Why can't I vote for Janet Ellis?

That husky voice does it for me every time, proper grilf!!

 

[dunno]

grilf..........Presumably Granny, Id like to.......

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Bexter is actually David Coulthard in drag. It has to be Church despite her chav tendencies. You just know she'd be filthy, and not boring the tits off you about grand prix racing.

 

[phil1977]

Pretty sure that Janet is a gran these days (didn't Bexter have a baby?.) Not into grilf at all, but for her I'd make the exception

 

[Les Biehn]

I like a bird with a bit of meat, I want to feel that minge swamping my cock as she bounces up and down and I grab a handfull of titty or arse. I don't like fatties, but birds with a bit of meat who are still quite femanine (no hockey players thanks) are just the ticket for spaff heaven.

 

[dunno]

I like a bird with a bit of meat, I want to feel that minge swamping my cock as she bounces up and down and I grab a handfull of titty or arse. I don't like fatties, but birds with a bit of meat who are still quite femanine (no hockey players thanks) are just the ticket for spaff heaven.

you paint great pictures with words Les!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Re: Re: Sophie Ellis-Bextor or Charlotte Church?

Her even classier mate - the one on the right, first to the chip shop on a night out - on the right appears to be FARTING in the pool

............ and from her front bottom .............

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I like a bird with a bit of meat, I want to feel that minge swamping my cock as she bounces up and down and I grab a handfull of titty or arse. I don't like fatties, but birds with a bit of meat who are still quite femanine (no hockey players thanks) are just the ticket for spaff heaven.

Who says romance is dead?

 

[Man of Harveys]

Chavvy birds aren't always filth though - I imagine they'd always rather be doing their nails or farting or something - whereas posh birds, especially slightly mental ones, are the BEST in the sack

 

[SurreySeagulls]

Church for the dirt factor and Miss Baxter for the classic looks

 

[Simster]

Baxtor. And I'd also like to nail Bjork to complete some sort of fit-bod-weird-face DOUBLE.

Church is a plump semi-chav minger. End of.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Chavvy birds aren't always filth though - I imagine they'd always rather be doing their nails or farting or something - whereas posh birds, especially slightly mental ones, are the BEST in the sack

...... I think MoH is having second thoughts ............... you know it makes sense ........

 

[Les Biehn]

And I'd also like to nail Bjork to complete some sort of fit-bod-weird-face DOUBLE.

You have issues my friend. Bjork is a f***ing bow wow. All of her, not just the face.