Something quite repulsive....
...happened in my kitchen this evening
...happened in my kitchen this evening
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Something quite repulsive...
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Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
What was Ernest doing there ?
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
Bry Nylon said:...happened in my kitchen this evening
What was it then?
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
Bry Nylon said:...happened in my kitchen this evening
Did you find a dead rat?
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My friend Lorraine had been out running, with her dog (Alasation / Lab cross bitch). She popped round on her way back for a cup of tea and a bowl of water for her hound...
... after a while I noticed blood on the floor tiles. Her dog, it transpired, is in season, and was menstruating on the floor...
...not a problem. I am a modern man, and embrace the miracle of life...
...BUT, before I could get to the kitchen roll, the THE DOG WAS LICKING IT UP...
... after a while I noticed blood on the floor tiles. Her dog, it transpired, is in season, and was menstruating on the floor...
...not a problem. I am a modern man, and embrace the miracle of life...
...BUT, before I could get to the kitchen roll, the THE DOG WAS LICKING IT UP...
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Bry Nylon said:My friend Lorraine had been out running, with her dog (Alasation / Lab cross bitch). She popped round on her way back for a cup of tea and a bowl of water for her hound...
... after a while I noticed blood on the floor tiles. Her dog, it transpired, is in season, and was menstruating on the floor...
...not a problem. I am a modern man, and embrace the miracle of life...
...BUT, before I could get to the kitchen roll, the THE DOG WAS LICKING IT UP...
Sorry but I found that funny
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
Bry Nylon said:My friend Lorraine had been out running, with her dog (Alasation / Lab cross bitch). She popped round on her way back for a cup of tea and a bowl of water for her hound...
... after a while I noticed blood on the floor tiles. Her dog, it transpired, is in season, and was menstruating on the floor...
...not a problem. I am a modern man, and embrace the miracle of life...
...BUT, before I could get to the kitchen roll, the THE DOG WAS LICKING IT UP...
That is all you need aint it.
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
Tastes nice on toastBry Nylon said:
....so I've heard anyway
Billy the Fish said:Tastes nice on toast
....so I've heard anyway
Rangdo
Registered Cider Drinker
Bry Nylon said:
...BUT, before I could get to the kitchen roll, the THE DOG WAS LICKING IT UP...
What are you moaning about? Saves you cleaning it up doesn't it?
Norman Baker suck my lozenge
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f*** all wrong with that shipmate,as long as there's no clots.Bry Nylon said:My friend Lorraine had been out running, with her dog (Alasation / Lab cross bitch). She popped round on her way back for a cup of tea and a bowl of water for her hound...
... after a while I noticed blood on the floor tiles. Her dog, it transpired, is in season, and was menstruating on the floor...
...not a problem. I am a modern man, and embrace the miracle of life...
...BUT, before I could get to the kitchen roll, the THE DOG WAS LICKING IT UP...
Safeway
M0DERAT0R
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
I trod in some placenta at a friends house. The dog had given birth and then seem to expel the placenta at random moments for a few days. I got up with a cracking hangover and then trod in it. I wasn't entirely sure what it was, I thought perhaps I had vomited my stomach lining or something. The friends father (a doctor) walked past and explained what had happened, at which point the dog ran in and licked it off my foot.
Norman Baker suck my lozenge
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That sir,is a f***ing outrage.Safeway said:
Billy the Fish
Technocrat
It's supposedly very good for you, full of Iron. I think it replenishes the body after the strain of child birth.Barrel of Fun said:I trod in some placenta at a friends house. The dog had given birth and then seem to expel the placenta at random moments for a few days. I got up with a cracking hangover and then trod in it. I wasn't entirely sure what it was, I thought perhaps I had vomited my stomach lining or something. The friends father (a doctor) walked past and explained what had happened, at which point the dog ran in and licked it off my foot.
smudge
Up the Albion!
That is f***ing disgusting! 
Barrel of Fun
Abort, retry, fail
Billy the Fish said:
I needed a bit of iron after a heavy night, but thankfully the dog got there first.
I believe some women choose to eat their own placenta's. Beats hospital food I am sure. At least you know where it has come from.
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1066gull
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Thats nothing.
Try living on a farm.
Try living on a farm.