Sod waiting to see him play and make a verdict, SIGN LUA LUA UP NOW

[Bluejuice]

Argus says the boy Kazenga would be keen to stay at Brighton. Well that's good enough for me. He has a f***ing awesome name and his brother was pretty good so I'm sold.

Shame the transfer window is actually closed but why should that matter? SIGN HIM UP NOW

 

[fleet]

Argus says the boy Kazenga would be keen to stay at Brighton. Well that's good enough for me. He has a f***ing awesome name and his brother was pretty good so I'm sold.

Shame the transfer window is actually closed but why should that matter? SIGN HIM UP NOW

I think it matters because the transfer window is closed.

 

[The Goon]

I think it matters because the transfer window is closed.

end of thread

 

[Lokki 7]

In his interview on the club site he states that he's been playing for the Newcastle reserves for 5 years. Well given that he's 19, I've made some calculations on this and I reckon he was 14 when he broke into the second string side of a premier league club! Sign him up NOW! What are we waiting for? A hat trick on his debut to alert all the other clubs?

 

[We're the Stripes]

Doncaster fans weren't overly impressed with his short spell at the Keepmoat - from a quick search on their boards.

I think a few people are getting a tad over-excited. Let's hope he proves a hit at League One level!

 

[Braders]

same with the ex-Liverpool kiddie , get him into the squad tomorrow!!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

He will have a BRILLIANT debut.

Then after a couple of weeks coaching will turn to shit like most loaness we have. Tho now KFC and Booker have gone maybe not.

 

[Husty]

He will have a BRILLIANT debut.

Then after a couple of weeks coaching will turn to shit like most loaness we have. Tho now KFC and Booker have gone maybe not.

With our current coaching set up? Several players look to be improving under gus

 

[Lokki 7]

I think a few people are getting a tad over-excited.

What level of excitement would you suggest we do not exceed? Personally I'm getting moist every time I read the name KAZENGA!

 

[Bluejuice]

In his interview on the club site he states that he's been playing for the Newcastle reserves for 5 years. Well given that he's 19, I've made some calculations on this and I reckon he was 14 when he broke into the second string side of a premier league club! Sign him up NOW! What are we waiting for? A hat trick on his debut to alert all the other clubs?

That's the spirit.

If we don't sign up super Kazenga forthwith then I will never forgive this club. He is going to DESTROY League One and is already a shoe in for player of the season if you ask me

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

someone needs to start using the word FLAIR a lot in capitals in this thread...

like this FLAIR FLAIR FLAIR FLAIR FLAR

 

[Bluejuice]

OK.

Kazenga Lua Lua is undoubtedly THE most FLAIR player in all of the FLAIR league of lower division football. He is SO FLAIR that Gabriel Batistuta would PAY to clean his boots just to get a whiff of this KING OF FLAIR

 

[Bluejuice]

So FLAIR he doesn't need HAIR

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

That is some good flairchat son

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

ps. he is obviously ridiculously FLAIR he can do f***ing cartwheels FOR chris sake! FLAR!!1!

 

[Bluejuice]

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

one of the best and most true things i have ever FLAIR

 

[Munkfish]

OK.

Kazenga Lua Lua is undoubtedly THE most FLAIR player in all of the FLAIR league of lower division football. He is SO FLAIR that Gabriel Batistuta would PAY to clean his boots just to get a whiff of this KING OF FLAIR

Bluejuice, im a big fan but on this occasion, im affraid batistuta is pretty much as good as you get.

 

[Bluejuice]

Batigol maybe a super FLAIRNIAC GOD but he recognises the supreme FLAIR talent of Kazenga and wishes to be a part of the revolution he is set to kickstart.

I also heard that PELE offered super Kazenga his sofa if he ever needed to crash and Juan Roman Riquelme BEGGED him to sleep with his sister

 

[The Wizard]

He'll turn out to be shit, its so obvious.