Sleep Deprevation

[Fur Cough]

I am suffering from sleep deprevation.

The architects of my torture, bloody Crane Flys.

There must be at leat 20 carcases on my bedroom walls which I am now scraping off with many more live ones stuck in the net curtains.

Even the cats have lost interest. Is there something which will kill the stupid buggers without flailing around the bedroom all night cluthching a pillow?

 

[perseus]

Elephants are no good for killing Flies

I have heard of DEPRIVED and I know about DEPRAVED, but this is a new one on me. Half-way between the two?

Get a Lizard !

 

[Nottseagull]

This does seem to be 'their month'. I remember excessive numbers of them in this area in September 2006.

 

[Mackenzie]

Have you tried closing the window?

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Open all windows & obtain a lighter,get a deodorant like lynx and flame throw the little buggers.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Grow a toadlike tongue that will effectively roll into your mouth and make you popular with the ladies once you've eaten over a thousand of the fiends and carefully scrubbed their entrails from your organ.

 

[tedebear]

Sleep in a mosquito net?

 

[ferring seagull]

Crane Flies or other f------

I like to sleep with the window open just enough to allow the circulation of fresh air but not enough to allow access for Crane Flies, Large (serious) Mosquitos or Large Moths.

Accordingly I have not been bothered by them.

 

[vegster]

Open all windows & obtain a lighter,get a deodorant like lynx and flame throw the little buggers.

As referenced previously in the "Spider " thread, a can of WD 40 with the narrow red tube inserted makes an incredibly precise flamethrower

 

[Durlston]

Where are all the crane flies and wasps this September? Usually they're f***ing everywhere at this time of year but I've hardly seen any. Must be down to the crap summer we had I guess.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I need medication for my sleep deprivation
(Sleep deprivation)
I need medication for my sleep deprivation
(Sleep deprivation)

I need medication for my sleep deprivation
I need medication for my sleep deprivation

Guacamole, guacamole
Sleep deprivation's driving me insane
Guacamole, guacamole
Sleep deprivation's driving me insane

I need a solution 'coz I'm chronically awake
(Need medication, sleep deprivation)
I need a solution 'coz I'm chronically awake
(My medication, sleep deprivation)

I need a solution 'coz I'm chronically awake
I need revolution 'coz I can't afford the price of cake

 

[Barrel of Fun]

As referenced previously in the "Spider " thread, a can of WD 40 with the narrow red tube inserted makes an incredibly precise flamethrower

Someone whom takes out predators of crane flies offering advice on how to take out the flies?

My advice? Get some spiders in.

 

[The_Real_SussexSeagull123]

Spray some shizzle around..