Secret Santa - Palace Fan

[Frutos]

OK, so we've done our Secret Santa thing at work, and I've got to buy a gift for our resident Palace fan (don't worry, I've had all the necessary vaccinations to be able to work near him safely).

Now, obviously I want to get something Albion-related, or at least anti-Palace, and I wondered if the fine folk of NSC had any specific suggestions on what I could get.

 

[Ned]

The dvd of our game at Selhurst Park in Oct 2005

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Charlton Athletic FC calendar

 

[The Ringleader]

One of those little car stickers of a bloke in a Brighton shirt pissing on a PalARSE shirt?

 

[R. Slicker]

Take a dump in a pringles tube.

 

[Whitterz]

A wrapped box with a £5 cheque inside. Palace need the money.

 

[hart's shirt]

Style?
Class?
Breeding?

 

[The Ringleader]

Take a dump in a pringles tube.

raised a smile.

 

[sam86]

Seagulls Shop - Gus Poyet Flag

 

[CheeseRolls]

A turd and a can of pledge

 

[bhaexpress]

A ticket to either Charlton or Millwall ? The a copy of the plans for the Selhurst Retial Park ?

 

[The Grockle]

Could be useful?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

A DVD of the 1989 game at Anfield [ Liverpool 9 (nine) Crystal Palace 0 ]

 

[MJsGhost]

Wasn't there a Palarse dvd and/or t-shirt produced to commemorate Jordon 'reuniting' the club & stadium?!?

...or is that a little harsh?

 

[looney]

didn't Allen Mullery say he wouldn't give 5p for a palace fan?


How about a bottle of skin WHITENING lotion, a ball gag and an envelope with 5p in it?

 

[Everest]

Get him a photo of Smellhurst, just so he can remember what it looked like before it was bulldozed.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

A match ticket for Sussex V's Kent 20/20, because he clearly knows nothing about football?

 

[Philzo-93]

OK, so we've done our Secret Santa thing at work, and I've got to buy a gift for our resident Palace fan (don't worry, I've had all the necessary vaccinations to be able to work near him safely).

Now, obviously I want to get something Albion-related, or at least anti-Palace, and I wondered if the fine folk of NSC had any specific suggestions on what I could get.

Brighton shirt with McShane on the back!?

 

[8ace]

Just get him something nice for his caravan.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Letter bomb?