Seagulls Bikini

[Cheshire Cat]

My screen has suddenly steamed up..... can't imagine why.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

OK, now they've received official exposure, here's the little gallery I've been hiding:

http://allthingsbrightonbeautiful.com/gallery/bikinis

 

[The Large One]

OK, now they've received official exposure, here's the little gallery I've been hiding:

http://allthingsbrightonbeautiful.com/gallery/bikinis

Thanks, Roz.

Despite what the impudent little ingrates on here think, I had a LOVELY time on this photoshoot with these two fine specimens of womanhood.

The photographer was lovely too, of course.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

*titters appreciatively*

 

[SussexSpur]

What, no Marina Pepper, breaking down barriers - if not brassieres - now her politics are kaput?

A wasted (photo-)opportunity.

 

[The Large One]

She's a big enough tit already without her revealing that to us.

 

[Buzzer]

I'm with DTG on this. Sorry Al.

*shudder* brings back bad memories for me. I met this girl in the Zap many years ago. Drop dead gorgeous, the way I like 'em. Blonde, thin, big eyes. A tad common but she came from Bermondsey so it was to be expected. I took her out the following night to the Gingerman (I think). Wined her and dined her, we then spent the rest of the night at the Catfish Club grooving to Al Green and Otis and Curtis Mayfield.

Taxi back to mine and I then became super smooth. Plonked my favourite passion album on: "Everything but the girl - Walking Wounded" and in the words of Barry White, we got it on. Up to my bedroom, I laid her on the bed, removed her top. Damn, she had fine breasts. Kissed her neck, tummy and then peeled off her jeans ready for a bit of special Lee-loving only to discover that her knickers were emblazoned with the words "I scored at the Den" across the front.

"what? me undercrackers?" she screeched. "yeah, me old dear got 'em for me for my birfday. Dead funny, innit!"

 

[Buzzer]

Yes but.....

I can remember thinking whilst she was bouncing on top of me " what kind of parent buys their daughter that? Who finds that sort of thing funny? Does the Albion do an I scored at Gillingham pair of pants?"

Completely put me off the job in hand, it did.

 

[The Large One]

...and there's a difference between pants and bikinis.

At least with a bikini, it's supposed to be on show, and you know what you're getting.

And it's not Millwall.

 

[SussexSpur]

I'm with DTG on this. Sorry Al.

*shudder* brings back bad memories for me. I met this girl in the Zap many years ago. Drop dead gorgeous, the way I like 'em. Blonde, thin, big eyes. A tad common but she came from Bermondsey so it was to be expected. I took her out the following night to the Gingerman (I think). Wined her and dined her, we then spent the rest of the night at the Catfish Club grooving to Al Green and Otis and Curtis Mayfield.

Taxi back to mine and I then became super smooth. Plonked my favourite passion album on: "Everything but the girl - Walking Wounded" and in the words of Barry White, we got it on. Up to my bedroom, I laid her on the bed, removed her top. Damn, she had fine breasts. Kissed her neck, tummy and then peeled off her jeans ready for a bit of special Lee-loving only to discover that her knickers were emblazoned with the words "I scored at the Den" across the front.

"what? me undercrackers?" she screeched. "yeah, me old dear got 'em for me for my birfday. Dead funny, innit!"

Okay then, own up - which one was it, Kerry Dixon or Ben Thatcher?

(For the purposes of this "joke", note well, I'm deliberately ignoring the words "girl" and "gorgeous", by the by... "Breasts", maybe not so much.)

 

[The Large One]

Just thinking, what would a Spurs bikini have on its left breast...?

 

[Buzzer]

Okay then, own up - which one was it, Kerry Dixon or Ben Thatcher?

(For the purposes of this "joke", note well, I'm deliberately ignoring the words "girl" and "gorgeous", by the by... "Breasts", maybe not so much.)

eh? me no understand a word of that

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Is there any chance that a line of Boardshorts will come out as well?

I'd proudly wear some boardies to the beach with the Albion emblazened upon them.

And Boardshorts are unisex so you dont have to be skinny and female to be able to wear them.

 

[magoo]

So, you'd rather have children promoting them...?

eh??

explain?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I may not be the target market - but I think they look great - and those girls are gorgeous.

 

[The Large One]

eh??

explain?

I am led to believe some of Gully's Girls are under-age.

 

[tip top]

I am led to believe some of Gully's Girls are under-age.

under age for what?

 

[The Large One]

Under-age for modelling bikinis.

Even those that are old enough - some people wouldn't be able to tell - they would look borderline legal, and that sends out completely the wrong message, plus misses the target market that is being aimed for.