The Palace mob will be pissing themselves.
Oh well, I may as well join in.
The entire squad are shitehouse.
Potter is a cretin.
Bloom has bought a small club into the premier league which is pointless because it doesn't have any fans.
Get rid.
In this sketch, the part of Brighton and Hove Albion Football Club is played by Mr Sammy Davis Junior and the part of the opposing team is played by Mr Dan Rowan.