Rude Sounding Fantasy Team

[DanielT]

David Seaman
Julian Dicks
Andre Arshavin
Youri Zhirkov
Stefan Kuntz
Quim
Paul Dickov
Danny Shittu
Christian or Danny Fuchs
Rod Fanni


Probably more, but didn't have THAT much time on my hands!

 

[JBenno]

My nomination...

Uwe Fuchs
Uwe Fuchs (born 23 July 1966 in Kaiserslautern) is a German football coach and former football player.[1]

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Ah man, dat team is propa ruuude. ya get me!

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Brian Pinas
Ralf Minge

 

[Hyperion]

How about a Physio? Borrissia Dortmands Peter Kuhnt

 

[Northstandite]

Diff sport, but the French Rugby team (62 caps) of the 80s included Jean Condom.

 

[Northstandite]

Managed by Helmut Schon.

 

[Stevegull]

Legend

 

[Bracknell_Gull]

Or the brilliantly named Ricky van Wolfswinkel at Sporting Lisbon?

 

[Bakero]

There's plenty of squad potential here:

http://www.midfielddynamo.com/players/players_bestnames.htm

Argelico Fucks has to make the starting line up.

 

[Bakero]

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?256695-Amusingly-named-footballers&highlight=footballer%27s+names

 

[Iamapen15]

I remember that in the late 1980's early 1990's Barnet had a footballer called Mycock... We always use to enquire of a friend who supported Barnet if 'Mycock was on the bench again at the weekend'. And tease him by saying 'Mycock can't shoot straight', or that the 'Manager had to pull Mycock off at half-time'. etc

 

[Monkey Man]

Who can forget that classic commentary: "Dicks, into Kuntz ... and out comes Seaman!"

Didn't happen.

 

[Grombleton]

Who can forget that classic commentary: "Dicks, into Kuntz ... and out comes Seaman!"

Didn't happen.

I've just spend a good 2 minutes giggling like a child to that. Good form sir.

 

[Gritt23]

Michael Gash

 

[Colossal Squid]

Jonathan Fucksticks?