Rooney

[Jim Van Winkle]

Never heard of him.

Scored a hat-rik for Stoke against us at the Withdean.

*apologies in advance if already mentioned on the thread*

 

[RexCathedra]

PFA Scotland Player Of The Year, 27 goals this season, age 27.

Neither expensive enough -- from Scotland, can't run to much £££ for any transfer fee -- nor famous enough.

Has to be 8 figures, and UEFA Team of the year. Anything less shows a devastating lack of ambition.