questions

[Braders]

you hate being asked at work !

 

[JJ McClure]

Are you busy? when its obvious that you're not.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Why haven't you done that yet?

 

[Normandy seagull]

When i worked for sainsburys it used to be " where's the milk"
asked by usually some daft bint who was standing right next to it

 

[Goring Gull]

Why?


Look you don't understand that is how it is done full stop i do not want to be asked why FFS!

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

"Can I ask you something?"

Normally when your head's buried in something and the person standing in front of you wants to know if you'll sign Derek's leaving card.

Next on the list is the phone call or visit from someone who says "I've just sent you an email....."

 

[Mr Popkins]

when people say "can I ask you a Question?"

you already have done!!!!!

 

[Italiaseagull]

From my line manager

"can I have a quiet word please?"

Normally about how much time I spend on the internet

 

[Gritt23]

"Sorry, did you mind me waking you up?"

 

[tedebear]

question - what happened to the rest of your top??

answer - it shrunk and you don't pay me enough money to afford new clothes to cover myself up!!

 

[Everest]

Can you wash it a bit more in hotter water then tedebear?

Working in my taxi it's usually...

Q. Busy?
A. No

Q. How much is that?
A. (the meter is right in front of them)

 

[Juan Albion]

question - what happened to the rest of your top??

answer - it shrunk and you don't pay me enough money to afford new clothes to cover myself up!!

Where do you work? Any vacancies?

 

[Marc]

"what you doing?" is a fave of mine, my ideal response if I was leaving the job which I aint so I'm never gonna say this is:
"Chatting in NSC and have been since I started working here...problem with that?"

 

[Sorrel]

"Have you received the Compulsory Redundancy information sheet?" is the one that's annoying me at the moment.

 

[JEM]

Are you busy? when its obvious that you're not.

"Are you busy?" When it's bloody obvious that you are!

 

[Turkey]

"Come out with us tonight"

I never can

 

[afc womble]

dito that turkey!

dam i hate get up in the mornings

and my mates ask me "what are u doing for lunch" at 9.05am!

 

[Dunkstar]

"Have you got a pen?"

We are working don't you think you need a pen?Are you an idiot?F*cking buy your own!

 

[Lush]

"Are we winning?"

Means: why the f*** haven't YOU finished yet ?