Profound sayings

[Billy Bilo]

A fool and his money are lucky to get together in the first place

 

[Billy Bilo]

“Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

 

[Ludensian Gull]

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head.

 

[Kumquat]

You're never too old to be the person you should have been.

 

[Kumquat]

Tyranny is the deliberate removal of nuance.

Heard Russell Brand say this on a podcast in relation to war, hatred, racism etc. Thought it was rather profound.

That is quality and spot on.

 

[detsknil]

Assumption is the mother of all f**k ups.

 

[Kumquat]

Events, dear boy, events.

even if its origin is questioned, its still profound: you cant plan for everything.

Think that's similar to John Lennon's "Life is something that happens when you're planning something else". If indeed it was John Lennon.

 

[Wilko]

That is quality and spot on.

Good innit, it takes a little bit of thinking about which I always like in a quote.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

In the words of the immortal bard: "To thine own self be true".

 

[fruitnveg]

And, just incase that gets censored for rude words:

 

[Return of the Rev]

You can please some of the people all of the time.
You can please all of the people some of the time.
GOERING

 

[Seagulltonian]

"One Club, One Ambition" - Nike/BHA Marketing Department

 

[Mo Gosfield]

" Love conquers everything except toothache "
" They say that marriage is an institution but who wants to live in an institution "
" Never worry about something you can do nothing about "
" Boys marry girls, men marry women "
" If it sounds too good to be true, it usually is too good to be true "

 

[Algernon]

The older I get, the better I was.

and

If it's got tits or an engine it'll cost you money.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

If it's got tits or an engine it'll cost you money.

Should be OK then, the missus has neither any longer

 

[rudolf hucker]

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after.

Or it something is not likely

You have more chance of being handcuffed to a ghost.

 

[dingodan]

An error does not become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

 

[lawros left foot]

A woman marries a man hoping he'll change
Aman marries a woman hoping she won't

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

With regard to speeding:

Better ten minutes late in this life than twenty years early to the next.

 

[Beach Hut]

'procrastination is the thief of time' - Andrea Orlandi

Gets my vote