Possibly the strangest phone call I have ever received

[edna krabappel]

You'd be waiting a long time, for I can't imagine one as great as he ever suggesting anything of the sort. He may be humbled by the offer but he'd never demand.

'He will turn down what it is offered, but he will never take that which is not. To follow the path of the Calde is to be humble, generous and kind' - Extract from the Book of Calde

Well quite. But it's important to offer in the first place

 

[Mr Banana]

Just got home to this nonsense. Calde was in my bed, y-fronts on the floor, tickling my missus's earlobe with my season ticket. When I asked him what he was up to he just growled something about my decision not to go to Middlesbrough away last season.

I hadn't even changed my sheets. Basquard

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

With the empty seats of late the club will have a ****ing huge phone bill.

 

[LamieRobertson]

So basically the LOYAL fans who turn up every week and automatically renew their DD have been SNUBBED! Whilst the part-timers and slackers get a phone call from the MAN-GOD himself! Barber Out!

I'm with you ..direct debit to be cancelled immediately

 

[Denis]

I'm a STH, but pay a lump sum rather than DD. I got a 'Calde' call this afternoon reminding me of the date if I wanted to renew. No mention of my missing any games.
I guess it's the DD payers that didn't get a call? Hell of a lot of calls to make (cost?)

 

[Bucky]

My brother told me he'd had a call about missing games,didn't have a clue what he was talking about but told him I had reported him to the club anyway.

 

[Hampster Gull]

I feel like a rejected lover. Didnt go and no call

 

[KJP]

Club just told me he called equal number of dd and lump sum STH and that more things were planned

 

[LamieRobertson]

Club just told me he called equal number of dd and lump sum STH and that more things were planned

KA isn't busy he could make a few calls...hang on the idea is to get people to go along...so maybe not

 

[Hillian1]

Then again, any sort of right-thinking man would happily stand aside and offer his beloved to Calderon in the first place. If you'd actually wait for the Great Man to ask, that makes you a Bad Fan, surely.

After thinking about it a bit more I have decided to allow Calde full access to my wife.

Saves me a job.

 

[Tarpon]

At 15:46 I had my first proper laugh of the day, thank you.

Don't shoot me I'm not a stalker but have liked your posts in the past and you've been awful quiet - come back to us Pevenseagull!

 

[Deleted member 2719]

If they want me to renew my ST I will need Vicente saying "come back Mouldy as I have just signed a new deal for a year".

 

[desprateseagull]

Senor Inigo speak very good English, actually..

 

[castmana1]

I got a call today whilst at Barnham station. Had terrible reception. Recognised it was an Albion number. Couldn't hear very well at all, but could just about make out 'Next season will be better I promise. I hope you'll be renewing". I said I had a terrible line, apologised and hung up. Had literally no idea it was him! :-(

 

[knocky1]

Bozza must be Inigo's sweetie as he got the first call. Do you think he'll start ringing if we don't buy sudexo pies or leave 2 minutes early?

 

[Invicta]

Got the call after missing Tuesday - random but liked it !

 

[MissGull]

I had the call 5 times, and ignored it, googled the number to reveal it was the BHAFC number...so the next time, I answered it and wondered why the admin office was getting the poorest English speaker in the office to ring round and ask about renewals....little knowing it was Calde.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I got the call about half one pm. Listened to the voice mail about half seven pm. Thought it was a wrong number from some foreign fella and didn't put two and two together......now if they want to pay my wages so I can make midweek games I'd be the first one at the stadium

 

[dazzer6666]

Got some kind of call from a Spanish speaker but couldn't really understand it to be honest. Sounded like he'd been smacked in the face with a football.

 

[Zukey Seagull]

0844 327 1901. I recognised it as being the club due to the '1901' bit.

I then had a heavily-accented Spanish chap, Calde presumably, give me a bit of a bollocking for missing games, that we've been scoring and winning (I think).

The call then went dead.

I wouldn't mind but I have been going.

I had the phone call but didn't recognise the 0844 number so answered it thinking it might be a cold call. I heard him say his name and hung up as I thought it was a hoax.