Posh Spice is A Slapper

[finlaych]

Has any one got anymore verses to the song i've got these 8 and obviously there gary hart whos left now, lets try and get one for every squad player and improve a few of my shockers

Peter Brezovan
Gordon Greer ✔
Tommy Elphick
Adam El-Abd
Elliott Bennett ✔
Alan Navarro
Ashley Barnes
Matthew Sparrow
Mitchell Walker
Inigo Calderon
Gary Hart ✔
Casper Ankergren ✔
Glenn Murray ✔
Gary Dicker ✔
Michael Poke
Marcos Painter
Torbjorn Agdestein
Jamie Smith
Liam Bridcutt ✔
Mauricio Taricco
Jake Caskey
Yaser Kasim
Steve Cook
Craig Noone
Ryan Thomson
Lewis Dunk
Kazenga Lua Lua ✔

Posh Spice is a slapper
she's a cock licker
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of gary dicker

Posh Spice is a slapper
she likes it up the rear
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of gordon greer

Posh Spice is a slapper
she did a hobo for a bet
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of gus poyet

Posh Spice is a slapper
She's only got one tit
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of elliot bennet

Posh Spice is a slapper
she eats cock for breakfast lunch and tea
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of glenn murray

Posh Spice is a slapper
she likes it up the butt
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of liam bridcutt

Posh Spice is a slapper
she does it in the car
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of kazenga lua lua

Posh Spice is a slapper
she likes her cock from Kazakhstan
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of ankergren

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Posh Spice is a slapper
she likes her cock from Kazakhstan
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of ankergren

 

[hitony]

The only version!!!!
(see the David Beckham thread)

Originally Posted by seagull_special

Oh Posh Spice is a slapper
Her arse is skiny and boney
and when she 's shagging Beckham
she's thinking of Hitony

Class..........pure CLASS!!

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

I thought the Dunk one was pretty well known.

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really loves the spunk
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Lewis Dunk

 

[Braders]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves a f***ing joke
that why she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Michael Poke

 

[R. Slicker]

Posh spice is a slapper
she looks like Arthur Askey
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Forster-Caskey

 

[Gully]

Posh spice is a slapper
her fanny can take a marrow
thats why when getting it from Becks
she thinks of Matty Sparrow

 

[simply the best]

Posh Spice is a slapper
she likes it up the rear
So when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of gordon greer

 

[R. Slicker]

Posh spice is a slapper
she does it for a nicker
and when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of old R slicker.

 

[finlaych]

Peter Brezovan
Gordon Greer ✔
Tommy Elphick
Adam El-Abd
Elliott Bennett ✔
Alan Navarro
Ashley Barnes
Matthew Sparrow ✔
Mitchell Walker
Inigo Calderon
Gary Hart ✔
Casper Ankergren ✔
Glenn Murray ✔
Gary Dicker ✔
Michael Poke ✔
Marcos Painter
Torbjorn Agdestein
Jamie Smith
Liam Bridcutt ✔
Mauricio Taricco
Jake Caskey ✔
Yaser Kasim
Steve Cook
Craig Noone
Ryan Thomson
Lewis Dunk ✔
Kazenga Lua Lua ✔

 

[simply the best]

posh spice is a slapper
she takes it from any man
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of brezovan

 

[finlaych]

posh spice is a slapper
she likes her cum really thick
so when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of tommy elphick

 

[Braders]

Posh Spice is a Slapper
my cock she f***ing took
and when she's shagging Beckham
she dreams of Stevie Cook

 

[Braders]

Posh Spice is a slapper
her c**ts just like the moon
and when she's shagging Beckham
she dreams of our Craig Noone

 

[Ninja Elephant]

posh spice is a slapper
she goes with any goon,
and when she's shagging Beckham,
she thinks of Craig Noone....



edit Amazingly, Braders and I picked the same player at the same time. I think everyone agrees he wins this one, though!

 

[hitony]

Posh Spice is a female
who likes to do it proper
and when shes shagging hitony
her fingers up his pooper

 

[SirElliotBennett]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves a f***ing joke
that why she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Michael Poke

 

[finlaych]

Peter Brezovan ✔
Gordon Greer ✔
Tommy Elphick ✔
Adam El-Abd
Elliott Bennett ✔
Alan Navarro
Ashley Barnes
Matthew Sparrow ✔
Mitchell Walker
Inigo Calderon
Gary Hart ✔
Casper Ankergren ✔
Glenn Murray ✔
Gary Dicker ✔
Michael Poke ✔
Marcos Painter
Torbjorn Agdestein
Jamie Smith
Liam Bridcutt ✔
Mauricio Taricco
Jake Caskey ✔
Yaser Kasim
Steve Cook ✔
Craig Noone ✔
Ryan Thomson
Lewis Dunk ✔
Kazenga Lua Lua ✔

 

[hitony]

Peter Brezovan ✔
Gordon Greer ✔
Tommy Elphick ✔
Adam El-Abd
Elliott Bennett ✔
Alan Navarro
Ashley Barnes
Matthew Sparrow ✔
Mitchell Walker
Inigo Calderon
Gary Hart ✔
Casper Ankergren ✔
Glenn Murray ✔
Gary Dicker ✔
hitony ✔
Marcos Painter
Torbjorn Agdestein
Jamie Smith
Liam Bridcutt ✔
Mauricio Taricco
Jake Caskey ✔
Yaser Kasim
Steve Cook ✔
Craig Noone ✔
Ryan Thomson
Lewis Dunk ✔
Kazenga Lua Lua ✔

......

 

[Braders]

Posh Spice is a Slapper
this kids her fourth or fifth
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Jamie Smith