Polo Shirts

[Worried Man Blues]

We're tight

 

[Worried Man Blues]

I always remember the words of wisdom offered by a rather large Yorkshireman, I used to work with;

"The good think about being a fat **** is that you never have to iron your shirts"

The trouble with **** is I don't know which on it is! There should be a system to sort this anomaly, sorry just wanted to add to this wilderness

 

[Dick Swiveller]

 

[symyjym]

I don't know if this helps but I've seen one of these?

 

[Blue3]

Dont eat the pies at The Amex; no that is lie I do at a beam back but that is the only time. My sin is the sausage rolls in Walkway in Burgess Hill as they are absolutely delicious.

Now this thread is heading into a new and fascinating field sausage rolls like the idea but flakey pastry just wrong and dangerous one of those wafer thin flakes broken off the said sausage roll sharpe intake of breath and bang dead, if I were Priminister Flakey pastry would be banned short crust only

 

[Colonel Angus]

We're tight

Inappropriate apostrephisation.

Were tight.

 

[BensGrandad]

Stop posting your complete bollox - I need a break

Simple answer which even you should be able to understand just ignore the thread.

 

[Bry Nylon]

As mentioned oin other threads I want a XXXL Royal Blue Polo shirt with a club badge on but the club do not sell them

Have you tried taking it off and putting it on again?

 

[BensGrandad]

Have you tried taking it off and putting it on again?

The shirt or the weight?

 

[Bry Nylon]

The shirt or the weight?

Excellent!

 

[wellquickwoody]

As mentioned oin other threads I want a XXXL Royal Blue Polo shirt with a club badge on but the club do not sell them I am considering buying a 3XL shirt from Sports Direct and a cheap item with the badge on from the shop then getting wife to cut the badge off and sew it on my Polo shirt. Is that practical and also is it infringing any rights etc. This is assuming that you cannot just buy the badge anywhere.

Why not buy a QUALITY polo?

 

[BensGrandad]

Why not buy a QUALITY polo?

Because most again are not available in XXXL only those for the mass market. Even the company that have a seagull as their logo is it Holister only go to XXL or possibly even XL

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Excellent!

Please don't encourage him

 

[sussex_guy2k2]

As mentioned oin other threads I want a XXXL Royal Blue Polo shirt with a club badge on but the club do not sell them I am considering buying a 3XL shirt from Sports Direct and a cheap item with the badge on from the shop then getting wife to cut the badge off and sew it on my Polo shirt. Is that practical and also is it infringing any rights etc. This is assuming that you cannot just buy the badge anywhere.

Does infringing fashion rights count?

 

[The Birdman]

Nike Polo, bit of TippEx, job's a good 'un

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I like this one you should send your designs to the club.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

The trouble with **** is I don't know which on it is! There should be a system to sort this anomaly, sorry just wanted to add to this wilderness

A backward tnuc

 

[Stat Brother]

Has anyone else measured 54 inches around their chest?


Wow, just wow.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Has anyone else measured 54 inches around their chest?


Wow, just wow.

My wife's ford fiesta has a smaller front

 

[WhingForPresident]

Now this thread is heading into a new and fascinating field sausage rolls like the idea but flakey pastry just wrong and dangerous one of those wafer thin flakes broken off the said sausage roll sharpe intake of breath and bang dead, if I were Priminister Flakey pastry would be banned short crust only

What the **** did I just read...

 

[knocky1]

Has anyone else measured 54 inches around their chest?


Wow, just wow.

Not sure but someone measured almost 50% more than that when they got Chesty Morgan's 73" measurement. As a short sighted 14 year old schoolboy in the early '70s that was one film I had no trouble seeing.
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Chesty_Morgan