Police warning to all men

[Silk]

I have always found Stella undrinkable, so am in no danger.

 

[red star portslade]

I hear that they have lowered the proof in Crystal Meth! You don't get " I want to shag my sister " feelings anymore

 

[Trufflehound]

A friend of mine (Used to post on here) worked as a rep selling lagers to different pubs in Sussex. He had to attend a whole meating on the 'myths' of Stella Artois where they explained that it has no more chemicals in than any other lager nor does it fuel aggression more than any other lager.

That is correct. It's just a shit beer, no more, no less.

When you tell Belgians that it's sold in the UK as a 'premium' brand they generally fall over laughing at British gullibility.

 

[red star portslade]

I like Special Brew. Get it nice and cold and it's a lovely drink. I treat myself to 2 cans every now and then.

 

[Simster]

Stella I'll Twat You.

Horrible shit.

There's definitely summat up with it. Last time I had it, in a working men's club in Preston about ten years ago, I had four pints and remember actively hoping someone would offer me a fight which, for a man with the build of a sallow tree/emo adolescent girl, was somewhat inadvisable and out of character. I then chobbed all over the sofa when I got home.

That is correct. It's just a shit beer, no more, no less.

When you tell Belgians that it's sold in the UK as a 'premium' brand they generally fall over laughing at British gullibility.

These. Although they have probably stopped laughing since realising there was money to be made in their shit brewery tours in Leuven/Louvain.

 

[8ace]

It's only 4.8% these days.
I've always thought Kronenbourg was much worse for giving you a chemically hangover.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Shit, overpriced, chemical-filled shite.

I think just 'shite' would have sufficed. Why do people drink that crap? I saw some bloke in spAsda filling his trolley with multipacks of Fosters yesterday, and if it hadn't been for the fact that his daughter was sitting in the trolley's child seat I would have bludgeoned him to death with the nearest bottle of Fullers London Porter.

 

[Cecil]

My cousin has always called it wife-beater.

I always used to drink it and after a few pints I'd crave cocaine badly. It never seemed to happen with other lagers.

After only a few pints ?!!!!!!

 

[Easy 10]

My cousin has always called it wife-beater.

I always preferred San Miguel, or "senorita-beater" as it is commonly known.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

I always preferred San Miguel, or "senorita-beater" as it is commonly known.

This got me thinking. In our boozer, most Lagers have a nickname of some sort.

A pint of Steve = Fosters
A pint of Alec / Obi Wan = Guiness
A Jamie (Baulch) = Grolsch
Will = Carling
Old Mans Tadger = Old Speckled Hen

Even a pint of ''Tourettes'' is a Kronenburg after some geek (probably on IMDB) listed that as a short movie by Canadian director David Cronenburg and the name somehow stuck with a few of us.

Super Bock never got a nickname, possibly because it's so stupidly named in the 1st place.

 

[Bean]

Give me some. Now.

 

[Questions]

With Stella Artois for the lagers, John Smiths for the ales (titter) and Strongbow representing the ciders and all being the best selling drinks in their catorgories in our supermarkets you do have to wonder about the palate of the average British drinker.

And Blossom Hill is the top selling wine btw.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Wow, is it 1998 again already?