PM's press conference - 6 PM

[TomandJerry]

Let's see what he has to say...

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[Audax]

"Plan B" announced. Deliberately done even after the speaker made it clear how he would see it if done without announcing to MPs first. It's his 'dead cat' plan - a rather clever one where he can say with a straight face it's to keep us all safe.

 

[Gazwag]

I hearby tender my resignation........as secret santa committee head

 

[TomandJerry]

Press conference bingo:

Alas
Hard work
Difficult times
Stricter measures
People need to follow the rules

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[Javeaseagull]

Whatever he announces you can be sure it will be "World beating"

 

[Audax]

Press conference bingo:

Alas
Hard work
Difficult times
Stricter measures
People need to follow the rules

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Protect the NHS (subtext: so we can sell it later)

 

[Stuart Munday]

Everyone round to mine for a massive party.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Roll on plan R.

 

[severnside gull]

Press conference bingo:

Alas
Hard work
Difficult times
Stricter measures
People need to follow the rules

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“Getting on with the job” (with criminal intent)

 

[JBizzle]

Press conference bingo:

Alas
Hard work
Difficult times
Stricter measures
People need to follow the rules

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So something like this?

"Ah... um... well... we, we, we, um, we HAVE to, to, to START taking steps to stem the flow of this jolly nasty, um, um, new, variant. I um, we, so is to say have to continue to, to, to PROTECT the NHS and, and, and, alas in these difficult times you, no, we need to pull together so, so, so I, we need to impose stricter measures. It's important that you, um, no, we all follow these new rules"

 

[dazzer6666]

‘I sincerely apologise for the failings, and am resigning forthwith’

 

[beorhthelm]

i hope if they do announce Plan B all those who've been calling for more restrictions will welcome the change. not condem it a u-turn, complain its too late, shouldnt have ever eased in first place etc.

 

[Eeyore]

What the public really want to hear is...

 

[BLOCK F]

What the public really want to hear is...

Are we going to sign a new striker in January?

 

[Acker79]

I've got the photos from my trip to peppa pig world developed... next slide please

 

[Superphil]

How will he be able, with a straight face, to tell us that we have to adopt new restrictions on our movements and activities?

 

[Poojah]

I don’t see what the problem is? I always quite liked his music.

 

[The Clamp]

Wibble

 

[Wokeworrier]

'This afternoon the British ambassador in Paris handed the French government a final note stating that unless we heard from them by 5 o'clock that they were prepared at once to withdraw their fishing boat license requests for entering Channel islands waters a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently, this country is at war with France.'

(or Carrie is pregnant again)

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Whatever he announces you can be sure it will be "World beating"

And possibly we can only do this now we are free of Europe...... which often makes it in when it actually would make no difference.