Please cheer me up

[B.M.F]

I am stuck in hospital waiting for my fiancée to come out of surgery as we found out today that we have got an ectopic pregnancy which means we are going to lose our little one
It is tough sitting it out alone while she is one the operating table so any smiles will man the world to me.

Thanks all

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i went to see my mates baby, his bird said why dont you wind it.

i thought that was a bit harsh...so i just gave it a dead leg instead.





sorry to hear your news

 

[Beer & Bitches (CTFC)]

I don't know you ... but I feel for your sorrow, and I know you must feel helpless.

I will say a little prayer for you and your wife - keep strong.

 

[Conkers]

I'm sorry to hear that B.M.F

Just hope the Albion can get you 3 points this afternoon. Hope everything goes ok in surgery.

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i was tryig to cher you up but it ight have ben out of order

soz bud
shit news

 

[B.M.F]

i was tryig to cher you up but it ight have ben out of order

soz bud
shit news

No worries GD. It did actually make me laugh

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Harsh, sorry to hear that, hope she will be ok.

A couple of (poor) jokes for you


i went for an indian meal last night, halfway through the waiter came up and asked "curry ok"


i replied..."go on then, one song..............then f*** off"

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A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all!"
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Bloke *ahem* and his Thai bride are relaxing after a sex session

She's laying there stroking and carressing his cock with a longing on her face

"What's the matter dear, do you want sex again?" he says

"No I'm just admiring your cock cos I really miss mine"

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

if i put a cup of instant coffee in a microwave.......will i discover time travel

 

[B.M.F]

Just a quick update to let everyone know that surgery went really well and that she is recovering well and her stats are all good so at least I have not lost her as well. It was as suspected but they managed to save the tubes so we can try for more Albion supporters in the future.
Thanks for your well wishes and GD I do not get the coffee thing at all

 

[house your seagull]

quaker love to you

 

[fosters headband]

Good to hear B.M.F
I hope she has a speedy recovery

 

[dougdeep]

 

[Yorkie]

It's good that she's come through surgery ok and especially that they managed to save both tubes.
If it helps, I know someone who had an ectopic pregnancy and then went on to have two normal pregnancies (and healthy babies) without any further problems.
I hope she recovers quickly.

 

[B.M.F]

Thank you Yorkie, That does make her feel better hearing positive news. She is doing better today but still pumped full of pain killers etc so keep the pictures etc coming

 

[Lady Bracknell]

What a horrid thing to happen. Best wishes to you and your fiance. BMF.

However, I've also known people unlucky enough to have an ectopic pregnancy who went on to have healthy babies so here's hoping for happier times to come.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Aww BMF, I'm so sorry. That's utterly rubbish news. Glad to hear your fiancee's coming through well - make sure they give her all the morphine she can find!

 

[Beach Hut]

BMF - sorry to hear this however we lost a baby after Junior so would have had three kids however she was pregnant again around 6 months after this so Mini arrived.

Trust me, everything will turn out OK

 

[Shegull]

Sorry to hear that B.M.F. Hope she is soon up and about. Spoil her rotten when she gets out she will need it.

Big hugs