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REDLAND

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Jul 7, 2003
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At the foot of the downs
London Musicians Must Give Police Swathes Of Personal Information To Perform Live

Eight page form will detail names, aliases, private addresses, phone numbers of all musicians and ethnic background of the likely audience

Musicians and performers in London will soon be required by law to complete and hand over to police an eight page form detailing all their personal information and the ethnic background of their audience if they want to perform.

The information will be collected by venue owners and managers throughout the city, who will have to adhere to the process should they wish to promote live music.

Failure to comply with the information demanded on Form 696 could mean the loss of a licence or even a fine and imprisonment, reports the London Independent.

Police quietly introduced the legislation in 2006, and have recently defended it, saying they need the details in order to ensure safety and “identify troublemakers”.

Groups of musicians and promoters have slammed the move, suggesting that it will harm the live music scene and encourages venues to effectively spy on patrons. Others have described the bureaucratic process as a form of racial discrimination. There are also fears that the legislation will be applied throughout the country if it is accepted in the capital.

The Musicians’ Union is consulting lawyers over the invasion of privacy, while another group, UK Music is seeking a judicial review.

As with most recent legislative erosions of civil liberties, form 696 is a phenomenon of the culture of fear our governments have consistently fashioned and promoted over the past decade. In a post 9/11 / post 7/7 world, everyone is treated as a suspect until proven otherwise, especially if you have brown skin and a foreign sounding name.

Musicians and performers are no exception.

Take the case of The Clash tribute band member Mike Devine who was arrested at his office in Bristol and taken away for questioning after he sent an SMS text message containing lyrics from the song Tommy Gun to his lead singer who had forgotten the words.

The message read:

“How about this for Tommy Gun? OK - SO LET’S AGREE ABOUT THE PRICE AND MAKE IT ONE JET AIRLINER AND TEN PRISONERS”

A terrorism analyst told reporters that the interception provided proof that Britain’s spy teams at GCHQ were actively monitoring all vocal and textual mobile phone traffic.

That was 2004, now in 2008 the British Government has openly announced that it wants to make that very practice lawful.

In a similar incident, Harraj Mann was reported to the British airport police for listening to a Clash record in a taxi on the way to the airport. The weasel driver was so frightened by some of the lyrics that he took them as a rallying call for a terrorist attack.

Of course it is unlikely that the police or the government will raise an eyebrow to the mindless gibberish passing for lyrical content in the majority of musical performers’ work.

Ask yourself, who is more likely to be classed as the “troublemaker”? Will it be the performers who sing endlessly about money, bling and easy girls or will it be those who wish to address real issues and make their audiences think about more than the pursuit of expensive baubles and trinkets?



This to me marks an unprecedented level of paranoia from the government, its sheer barking..
 








Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,944
Brighton
This is wang. I play in London quite a lot.

TwoChoicesTom

Totally depends where you play. I've played terrible gigs and brilliant gigs in the Ol' Smoke.
 


TWOCHOICEStom

Well-known member
Sep 22, 2007
10,633
Brighton
This is wang. I play in London quite a lot.

TwoChoicesTom

Totally depends where you play. I've played terrible gigs and brilliant gigs in the Ol' Smoke.


.. hence the "certain exceptions apply" part of my post. West Country is a faaar better place to play IMO.
 






One of my all time favourites:as valid now as in 78/79

Tommy gun
You aint happy less you got one
Tommy gun
Aint gonna shoot the place up
Just for fun
Maybe he wants to die for the money
Maybe he wants to kill for his country
Whatever he wants, hes gonna get it!

Tommy gun
You better strip it down for a custom run
Tommy gun
Waiting in the airport till kingdom come
An we can watch you make it
On the nine oclock news
Standing there in palestine lighting the fuse
Whatever you want, youre gonna get it

Tommy gun
Youll be dead when your war is won
Tommy gun
But did you have to gun down everyone?
I can see its kill or be killed
A nation of destiny has got to be fulfilled
Whatever you want, youre gonna get it!

Tommy gun
You can be a hero in an age of none
Tommy gun
Im cutting out your picture from page one
Im gonna get a jacket just like yours
An give my false support to your cause
Whatever you want, youre gonna get it!

Boats an tanks and planes, its your game
Kings an queens an generals learn your name
I see all the innocents, the human sacrifice
And if death comes so cheap
Then the same goes for life!
 




Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
The thread title made me think that this was the credit crunch replacement for the old Chris Evans "Don't forget to pack a toothbrush" programme
 


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