Play Offs On TV Show Why We NEED Falmer

[Mendoza]

watching the various games on sky over the weekend,
we have seen:
packed stadiums
electric atmospheres
loud singing
great games
emotional rollercoasters

BUT when it comes to thursdays game, i think withdean will be a disgrace to the amazing lottery that is the play offs.

We will have that annoying thing when chants our being sung, you can pick out the individual voices not a mass crescendo of noise

We will hear mild ripple of applause when good things happen, not a massive roar from thousands of people

our game on sunday was the most boring game on tv (possibly in the history of tv)

no matter how hard we try on thursday, there is NO way we can recreate the amazing scenes i have witness on the tv coverage so far - no hair raising chants, so in conclusion


all this outlines WHY WE MUST GET FALMER

so come on Mr Prescott what do you say?

 

[B.M.F]

Could not have put it better myself

 

[Braders]

so what can we do thursday ?

 

[Trigger]

Ipswich have almost as many fans at West Ham as our ground holds.

 

[Braders]

...and the ground looks half empty

 

[Mendoza]

look at the west ham fans singing bubbles, i want something like that to happen on thursday - its deafening on the olde surround sound

 

[Hart's mistress]

Ipswich have almost as many fans at West Ham as our ground holds.

That doesn't matter because our ground will be full of fans dedicated and passionate enough to queue up over night to buy tickets

 

[Braders]

look at the west ham fans singing bubbles, i want something like that to happen on thursday - its deafening on the olde surround sound

ok right i'm ready

'I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES...'

 

[Mendoza]

That doesn't matter because our ground will be full of fans dedicated and passionate enough to queue up over night to buy tickets

like you?

 

[the full harris]

That doesn't matter because our ground will be full of fans dedicated and passionate enough to queue up over night to buy tickets

except only three people actually did that!

 

[Hart's mistress]

like you?

I was only there to keep you lot company, talk about ungrateful!

except only three people actually did that!

Would've been four but SOMEONE wasn't hard core enough

 

[Quiche]

I am available to be eaten next time anyone is queuing up overnight for tickets.

 

[Mendoza]

I was only there to keep you lot company, talk about ungrateful!

thank you, you were very comfortable

 

[Hart's mistress]

That's better, you're welcome

 

[the full harris]

f***ing hell, get a room you two.

 

[Hart's mistress]

That's rich coming from you!

 

[Mendoza]

children children