[Humour] Phrases you never thought you would use

[Dick Swiveller]

Nobody likes a BRAGGART, Dick.

Not sure where she has being going as she told me we had to social distance. Come to thing of it, it was a bit strange seeing a horse tethered on my front lawn when I came home the other day.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Nobody likes a BRAGGART, Dick.

Not so sure about that.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GWMSdF_log


Of course I'm talking about the BRAGGART Dick named Trump.

 

[pasty]

Phrases you never thought you would use?

Bugger off, it's my turn to take the dog out.
No, I've not been to the pub for two weeks.

 

[OzMike]

'I never though that I would see this happen in my lifetime'.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Can you Zoom at 8pm tonight? Amazingly I did!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Don't worry. I have told the cat not to crap on my blue suede shoes. You can do anything, I told it. But keep your backside off of my blue suede shoes. I think it might have gone next door now so it is In The Ghetto. (Meow)

Isn't it about time you did something along the lines of return to Sender.

 

[wolfie]

The number of times I've said "unprecedented" is unprecedented.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Isn't it about time you did something along the lines of return to Sender.

Had the owner phone me and told him the general area he is in. This means there will be a random Saffie wandering our neighbourhood, calling for Elvis.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

A bit of a feel good story - had a text to say Elvis is back in Gracelands.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Going into my local diy store and ask for fork handles...........

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

You want anal again?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

In our local shop. Yes dear, fosters will be alright......

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Going into my local diy store and ask for fork handles...........

While you're there, could you get me some candles...… wait for it...… four should be enough.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

While you're there, could you get me some candles...… wait for it...… four should be enough.

And some O's......