Phil Neville....

[James Bond's body double]

Phillip Neville would be a good appointment.

For what job?

 

[Southern Scouse]

Goes from ba to worse..........
Phil Neville? Sorry but that's not even remotely funny.

 

[8ace]

Thank **** we gave the job to Hyypia.

 

[Eeyore]

He's very understated, but he knows the game.

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Thank **** we gave the job to Hyypia.

Not 1/2!

Wow, it's like a commentary from Clement Freud on one's sex life!

TNBA

TTF

 

[Ernest]

He makes Andy Townsend look good, he is a shite commentator

 

[LamieRobertson]

He makes Andy Townsend look good, he is a shite commentator

This times ten

 

[beorhthelm]

He makes Andy Townsend look good, he is a shite commentator

no, because while the delivery is poor, what he says is ok. unlike i-only-recal-the-past-minute Townsend.

 

[8ace]

Defenders always make mistakes in the last ten minutes of these big games

 

[scooter1]

Neville knows what he's talking about, he's just so shit house monotone

 

[Simster]

He makes Andy Townsend look good, he is a shite commentator

No one makes Townsend look good. That bloke is a thick lazy moron.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Neville knows what he's talking about, he's just so shit house monotone

And it's such a weird, rising monotone, as if you've suddenly tuned into the last couple of furlongs of a racing commentary. A style of delivery so off-putting that you lose focus on what would otherwise be well worth hearing.

 

[8ace]

Neville knows what he's talking about, he's just so shit house monotone

Unfortunately controlling the pitch and tone of your voice is half the job as commentator. To be fair I'd prefer him to that thick as shit c*nt Mark Bright whose voice ranges from miserable whiny northern c*nt to squeaky northern c*nt. Palarse bellend.

 

[Cappers]

Don't think Bob Booker should be over concerned

 

[Captain Sensible]

A lot of things he was saying was actually quite knowledgeable, but his monotone voice and talking when he shouldn't, just made him sound like a waffling fool.

 

[Uncle C]

I bloody hate the way he pauses 2 or 3 times in every sentence. Nearly turned the sound off last night.

 

[Langley]

He spoilt the game for me, if it had not been for the main commentary I would have turned the mute on, absolutely boring, so monotone , and describing the obvious, no passion.

Will he continue with the rest of the games ?

Glad he did not get our job, would have bored the players to death.

 

[ozseagull]

And it's such a weird, rising monotone, as if you've suddenly tuned into the last couple of furlongs of a racing commentary. A style of delivery so off-putting that you lose focus on what would otherwise be well worth hearing.

This is a bang on description. Monotone but at a very weird level. Not dull, not excited just a mid range monotone very irritating style. He needs to go.

 

[Ernest]

Bring back the vulvuzuelas, at least the boring monotone noise was interesting unlike Phil Neville

 

[Soulman]

This is a bang on description. Monotone but at a very weird level. Not dull, not excited just a mid range monotone very irritating style. He needs to go.

Just be grateful his brother was not on the panel for the pre/post and half time chat, monotone turned into duotone, both of them could send a glass eye to sleep.