Palace's Restaurant

[Simontheseagull]

Palace's Restaurant
By Arlo Guthrie

This song is called Palace's Restaurant, it's not about Palace, and it’s not about Martin Perry who wants us to welcome away fans, even Palace fans, to our new stadium. Martin is naming the restaurant at the back of the South Stand Palace’s Restaurant out of respect for our closest rivals, and this is a song we can sing about the restaurant to all away fans, to welcome them and thank them for their support in getting our new home.

You can get anything you want at Palace's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Palace's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Drink a pint of real ale, eat a tasty snack
You can get anything you want at Palace's Restaurant

You can get anything you want at Palace's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Palace's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Ask for some cocaine and a little smack
You can get anything you want at Palace's Restaurant

You can get anything you want at Palace's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Palace's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
It even sells a trailer and a car roof rack
You can get anything you want at Palace's Restaurant

You can get anything you want at Palace's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Palace's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Buy some Brighton rock and have a really hard f***
You can get anything you want at Palace's Restaurant

Da da da da da da da cum
At Palace's Restaurant

 

[:J)]

Surely that should be... Alice's Restaurant?

 

[magoo]

okayyy....

 

[Mints]

Sad

 

[Littlehampton Palace]

Bha also have Nigels

The proof is above

Simontheseagull