palace quiz - help needed

[Normal Rob]

my MD is a palace fan. Every Friday I send out a footy quiz to interested parties, of which he is one. This friday I am hinking of doing a Palace special.

The questions that I have so far are

name the scorers in the 9-0 defeat to Liverpool?
Who scored the winning goal in the 1990 FA cup final replay?

anybody got any crackers that i could put in? (Not BHA specific unfortunately)

 

[Simster]

1) Ex manager Steve Bruce left Crystal Palace to take charge of which bigger club?

2) Ex manager Ian Dowie left Crystal Palace because he wanted to be closer to his Oldham based family. How many miles closer to Oldham did he move?

3) Which former Palace goalscoring legend moved clubs and then relegated them on the last day of the season by scoring twice against the Eagles?

 

[Parson Henry]

1) On a scale of 1-100 just how good was Gavin Nebbeling, Ricky Heppolette and Trevor Aylott?

2) How long did Clinton Morrison take to practice his 'air' shot?

3) When do 'Parachute' payments subside?

4) Who weren't the team of the 80s?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Crystal Palaces Home Strip most resembles:

a) A pierrot clown outfit
b) A Gay Pride Flag
c) A Colour Blindness test card

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

1) How many times have you played Crystal Palace in 22 seasons?
2) Have you ever played in the Premiership?
3) How long did it take for Andrew Johnson to score the first of his 3 goals in the 5-0 drubbing?
4) What is your record transfer?
5) Will you still use the same old lame excuses for your failings when and if you get Falmer?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

What is the cause of the strange aroma that lingers around Selhurst Park?

Which striker cost £2.2m and scored three goals, before being released to join Stoke City?

What is the name of the French defender that signed for £2.75m and only played 16 games at a cost of £171k per game?

Who owns Selhurst Park?

How much fake tan does Simon Jordan get through in a week?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What were the quoted odds for the following hugely profitable bet;

Brighton to WIN 1-0. First scorer Paul McShane

a. 2/1
b. 28/1
c. 285/1

 

[Beach Hut]

How big is the caravan park at Selhurst ?

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

How big is the caravan park at Selhurst ?

Good to see new material coming out again!

 

[afters]

What were the quoted odds for the following hugely profitable bet;

Brighton to WIN 1-0. First scorer Paul McShane

a. 2/1
b. 28/1
c. 285/1

"hugely profitable" indeed

 

[Parson Henry]

1) How many times have you played Crystal Palace in 22 seasons?
2) Have you ever played in the Premiership?
3) How long did it take for Andrew Johnson to score the first of his 3 goals in the 5-0 drubbing?
4) What is your record transfer?
5) Will you still use the same old lame excuses for your failings when and if you get Falmer?

All dusted off the bookshelf of really old puns.

:falmerspi

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

All dusted off the bookshelf of really old puns.

:falmerspi

Er yeah ok so we have had McShane's goal at Selhurst, Caravan Park at Selhurst and Asking about players from over 20 years ago!

Have another go mate!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

All dusted off the bookshelf of really old puns.

:falmerspi

Don't fancy answering them then?

 

[Parson Henry]

Er yeah ok so we have had McShane's goal at Selhurst, Caravan Park at Selhurst and Asking about players from over 20 years ago!

Have another go mate!

I am NOT your mate - fella!

try again.

Eloquence.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Name the 4 locations / grounds Crystal Palace have played home games at?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What year to that lot from Croydon join the Football League?

 

[Parson Henry]

Name the 4 locations / grounds Crystal Palace have played home games at?

Stoats Nest, Croydon FC, Wandle Park and Holmesdale Road Rec.

 

[Uncle Buck]

What is Palace's highest ever league finish?

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I am NOT your mate - fella!

try again.

Woopy da and i am supposed to be what by that statement? Bothered, upset, a bit down in the mouth or what i really am?!

 

[Parson Henry]

Woopy da and i am supposed to be what by that statement? Bothered, upset, a bit down in the mouth or what i really am?!

Whoopy do...who are you?






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