Palace Pyjamas

[Cromwell Road Gull]

A tale from last eve. I arrived home from work and went to give my 5 month old son a kiss goodnight as he slept soundly.

As i leant it, squinting in the feint light, i noticed a Blue and red eagle staring back at me. As i peered closer,it became apparent much to my horror that they were only bloody Crystal Palace PJ's.

I rushed out to confront the Mrs who didnt have a clue what i was on about - it turns out her london based family(arsenal fans, not even palace) had sent them down as a joke and the mrs jut put them on him.

Anyway i left them on him, but it didnt sit right.I think even he was in a bad mood this morn, so whilst binning the pj's this morning i sang him "shoot the palace scum" - he bloody loved it, the Mrs was disgusted.

Put him in his seagulls baby grow today before i left for work and he appeared much happier.

Mrs is lucky she knows nothing about football otherwise shewould have been out.

 

[edna krabappel]

 

[galebs]

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother,
What should I be?
Should I be Brighton?
Should I be Palace?
Here's what she said to me,
'"Wash your mouth out son
And go get your father's gun
And shoot the Palace scum
Shoot the Palace scum”…

 

[Scampi]

Knowing nothing about football is no excuse. I reckon she owes you at least one up the bum.

 

[Mackenzie]

You've got some evil inlaws.

 

[Juan Albion]

Should have left them on but taken the nappy off.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Should have left them on but taken the nappy off.

Just got me thinking that Palace disposible nappies could be a seller in the Albion shop.

 

[bhafc_ross]

I could make a properr nawty present to send back in a bag proper smelly if ya know wat i mean.

 

[hart's shirt]

Binned them? I'd have burned them in front of his eyes.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Just got me thinking that Palace disposible nappies could be a seller in the Albion shop.

That's the best merchandising idea ever

.

 

[Chester Drawers]

Should have left them on but taken the nappy off.

Send em back the (full) nappy as a token of thanks ....

 

[Cromwell Road Gull]

Binned them? I'd have burned them in front of his eyes.

Did suggest this idea but was it met with a look of "you scumbag"

 

[bhaexpress]

Just got me thinking that Palace disposible nappies could be a seller in the Albion shop.

I suggested Palace toilet paper last year, no idea why they didn't do it.

 

[KLF]

Knowing nothing about football is no excuse. I reckon she owes you at least one up the bum.

Is that supposed to be a treat?!

 

[Easy 10]

Five across the eyes for the missus I reckons.
And make sure the nipper see it as well.