Oh How Very Poohy.

[Basil Fawlty]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6077464.stm

 

[Mrs Coach]

What on earth? This is bizarre!

 

[Scotty Mac]

what a tosser!

 

[Man of Harveys]

It's easy: the suspect is clearly the singer out of Kool And The Gang.

Poo-lalala, let's go dancin'
Defecate good times, come on

 

[colinpants]

perhaps if the bogs were working?

 

[Hiney]

It's easy: the suspect is clearly the singer out of Kool And The Gang.

Poo-lalala, let's go dancin'
Defecate good times, come on

and the smash hit follow-up:

Ladies SHITE

 

[Biscuit]

"British Transport Police have released CCTV images of the man, who has struck on at least 30 trains since August. "

'struck'



but how on earth can it cost £60,000 to repair?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I guess the cost comes down to having to hire specialist cleaning staff to deal with it.

Because of the health hazard, they can't just sent some Network Rail flunkey with a sponge and a bottle of Jif to give it a quick wipe down. It's a biohazard! And I suppose the train is out of service in the meantime.

Anyway, enough of that seriousness, on with the excrement related songs:

I suggest

Lulu (pun-tastic in itself), with a loud rendition of

"Weeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll....you know you make me wanna shit..."

 

[readingstockport]

Would you wqant to get into a carriage that someone had shit all over without it being absolutely thoroughly cleamed and disinfected AT LEAST TWICE. I bloody well wouldn't I can tell you.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Sounds like a case for Poirot - merde on the Orient Express

 

[Minghawk]

is it just me, or does that CCTV picture look like some white guy 'blacked up'?

 

[Titanic]

Sounds like a case for Poirot - merde on the Orient Express

Sorry but that is just WAY TOO CLEVER for NSC