Oh Bollocks.....

[John Dorian]

I f***ed up last night !!

Got the limo there and got pissed up could hardly f***ing walk. Now, when I hired the Limo for the night I had to sign a contract, in the contract it said if anyone was sick in the car then it would be a £100 Valet Fee.

So I told everyone, that If they were sick in the car they would have to find the £100 themselves which is fair enough. But... The only person that was sick in the limo was me well actually I got it out of the window, it just went up the side of the f***ing car. The limo driver made me pay £100 even though it was my 18th birthday..... bit harsh i thought. Not happy. Parents arent happy either and to top it all off I have a massive hangover and feel like shit. Also I think I can remember just about getting with one of the fittest girls in the limo, and that went out the window with the sick when she saw me chundering. it started off so well........ and rapidly went downhill. I blame the driver ... he drove to fast !!!

 

[I can't think of one]

I hope you didn't ref today...or if you did it may have been the ref we had.

Terrible!

 

[Beach Hut]

Kids today eh - can't hold their drink

 

[John Dorian]

the last half an hour ruined my night !

No i didnt ref today mate, thank f*** ive been huggin the toilet for most of the morning !!

 

[I can't think of one]

the last half an hour ruined my night !

No i didnt ref today mate, thank f*** ive been huggin the toilet for most of the morning !!

 

[ShorehamGull]

the last half an hour ruined my night !

No i didnt ref today mate, thank f*** ive been huggin the toilet for most of the morning !!

But never again, until next time

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Why didn't you just offer to clean it yourself?

 

[John Dorian]

I did and he said no. I actually remember offereing to lick it off.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

my mate was sick in a limo on another mate's 18th - the driver didn't notice though!

 

[John Dorian]

problem was my head was stuck out the window for about 5 minutes just throwing up all over the back of his car... he was bound to notice !!!

 

[Cian]

Can't hold your drink, eh

You've got to PRACTICE for events like this. Build up the level so you're already pissed from the night before when you go out

 

[John Dorian]

that works .... god i feel like shit !!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Was on the Absinthe last night, I'm managing to hold down my dinner..... just. Although my mate chundered in the Event and I skidded in it

 

[mr turd]

Youth of today A im sure you will see the funny side of it
Must admit i was to hammered to shag last night,now thats saying something,but he the morning came and things changed

 

[magoo]

You'll see the funny side of it when you're older.

 

[Juan Albion]

So someone once told you that alcohol was smart and grown up. Personally I can't see the attraction. Certainly sounds like it ruined your evening.

 

[John Dorian]

yeah it did juan .... unfortunately. but ill remmeber it in the future.

 

[NMH]

Hmm, 100 smackeroonies extra is a bit steep for a quick rinse that the limo-driver had to take care of, eh?

I had a memorable one that night too - some 'lad' picked a fight, and I ended up getting escorted out of a bar I have been going to for 20 years or more! Said 'lad' thought "those 40year-olds" were worth impressing his pals for, shame. He spoiled a decent little party his pals were having, and probably his looks for a week or two.


Happily, it was the end of the night and I still owed for a beer

 

[John Dorian]