official nsc joke thread..........FACT

[Bakesy]

> Four people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young
> blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.
>
> It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark
> there's
> the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from the tunnel
> the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red mark on his
> cheek.
>
> The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the dark
> and she slapped him"
>
> The pretty young blonde thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me
> in
> the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"
>
> The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the
> dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me"
>
> The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I
> can slap that French tw@t again"
>

 

[sams dad]

 

[Stevie Boy]

 

[Braders]

top forwarding Bakesy

 

[Bakesy]

top forwarding Bakesy

I like to share............

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

 

[Strike]

 

[Gullet]

Like it.

 

[enigma]

 

[Juan Albion]

 

[Basil Fawlty]

superb Bakesy.

 

[Bakesy]

superb Bakesy.

I wouldn't say i was that good..................

 

[Da Man Clay]

 

[Halftime Oranges]

quality

 

[Tommy Cook reporting]

What are three foot tall and sit at the end of a small boys bed?


Gary Glitters boots.