obligatory Adrian Chiles & ITV coverage slagging thread

[The Wizard]

All I can say is I would LOVE IT absolutely LOVE IT if Croatia win this.

 

[Simster]

Like everyone, Chiles was alright until he moved to ITV. Now he comes across as dull fat chimp.

Townsend is the thickest most pointless "expert" summariser on the telly. In any country. The only way to make him any worse would be to give him an Australian accent.

 

[The Wizard]

And so the swan dives begin... Didn't take too long.

 

[MissGull]

Another well crafted post with meaning known only to you.

what part doesn't make sense then? enlighten me.

 

[Leighgull]

Like everyone, Chiles was alright until he moved to ITV. Now he comes across as dull fat chimp.

Townsend is the thickest most pointless "expert" summariser on the telly. In any country. The only way to make him any worse would be to give him an Australian accent.

I can barely understand the man with his heavy Irish lilt as it is.

 

[lawros left foot]

Oh Lord above,
Send down a dove,
With wings as sharp as razors,
To cut the throats of all the blokes, who sell bad beer to sailors

 

[brakespear]

oh my.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Nice start for Brazil right there.
Bring on the she male streaker.

 

[The Wizard]

Oh yes. 1-0 Croatia.

Dani Alves horrible defensively as usual.

 

[Simster]

Oh yes. 1-0 Croatia.

Dani Alves horrible defensively as usual.

Bruno with hair.

 

[Eddiespearritt]

Ivica Olic is Gary Hart's identical twin - looks the same, runs the same, and has the same boundless energy - love him

 

[atfc village]

Hrvatska Hrvatska

 

[Leighgull]

what part doesn't make sense then? enlighten me.

Why not!! (Question mark?) Concentrating your posting efforts (what?) on the utterly awful punditry, commentary (he's not commentating) and presenting style of Chiles please.

Who were you replying to in the first place? Was this a question? Is it in English?

 

[Simster]

"just listen to that support" says Tyldsley as Brazil attack.

FFS. You can hear a pin drop now that Brazil are behind. Brazilians are like scousers.

 

[Leighgull]

"just listen to that support" says Tyldsley as Brazil attack.

FFS. You can hear a pin drop now that Brazil are behind. Brazilians are like scousers.

Tis true. They rob anything that's not nailed down and riot at the drop o a hat too.

 

[The Wizard]

Brazil look absolutely awful at the back...

 

[MissGull]

Why not!! (Question mark?) Concentrating your posting efforts (what?) on the utterly awful punditry, commentary (he's not commentating) and presenting style of Chiles please.

Who were you replying to in the first place? Was this a question? Is it in English?

It was in reply to someone asking if this was the unofficial thread. The 'why not' was not a question, it was rhetoric. I didn't insinuate Chiles was commentating, it's a thread about the whole ITV coverage. So yeah, it's in perfect English. Thanks for caring so much, touching.

 

[Leighgull]

What's the betting that, if Brazil lose, that the locals will burn the place down before England can get beaten by Italy?

 

[Leighgull]

It was in reply to someone asking if this was the unofficial thread. The 'why not' was not a question, it was rhetoric. I didn't insinuate Chiles was commentating, it's a thread about the whole ITV coverage. So yeah, it's in perfect English. Thanks for caring so much, touching.

You're right. You didn't insinuate. You stated. I struggle with your style at the bet of times. Don't confuse me even more.

 

[brakespear]

So it's Croatia who have defensive frailties? Thanks, Clive