O/T Snowboarding (sexually related!!))

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Knightsworld

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Aug 19, 2003
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Right my mate (female) texted me to ask if i had ever heard of the term SNOWBOARDING, which is something sexually connected and nothing to do with snow apparently!!

I have never herad of it, neither have my work colleagues.

Is there anyone out there in this bastion of knowledge that is NSC that has heard of this term and what it means??
 






Rangdo

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Apr 21, 2004
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Cider Country
I had a look on peevish.co.uk and it wasn't there. I did see this though:

snurge Noun. A person who smells bicycle seats for sexual pleasure. :lolol:
 










Easy 10

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Jul 5, 2003
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Snowboarding is where a bloke lays flat on his back, and his lover then squats over him sideways with her arse hanging over his groinal area. The penis is then inserted into the orifice of choice, and the woman bounces up and down on the erect appendage by pushing her knees up and down (still in the squatting position), giving the appearance of "snowboarding".
 
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Easy 10 said:
Snowboarding is where a bloke lays flat on his back, and his lover then squats over him sideways with her arse hanging over his groinal area. The penis is then inserted into the orifice of choice, and the woman bounces up and down on the erect appendage by pushing her knees up and down (still in the squatting position), giving the appearance of "snowboarding".

i like the slalom version:p
 




*Gullsworth*

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Jan 20, 2006
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Mouldy Boots said:
i like the slalom version:p

You have no sense of balance ................... you would snap your....................................:eek:
 




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