Wilfried Zaha and Ed Balls sailed through to Round Two in Group D, joining Russell Brand, Sepp Blatter, Beach Hut, David Cameron and Gary Barlow.
Two groups coming today, starting with Group E, which could well be the group of death:
Katie Hopkins
Professional shit-chatter Katie Hopkins has made quite the career out of being a CJTC. Her CJTC skills earnt her the honour of having an effigy of her burnt on bonfire night in Edenbridge in Kent. Good news is that she has seemingly been sacked by This Morning for tweeting the above the day after the helicopter crashed into the pub in Scotland. Not that I've ever been in a position where I could or would want to watch that shite anyway.
Steve Parish (Prince Charming)
When he's not abusing his own fans on a message board or getting his hair done, Simon Jordan mark two Prince Charming can often be found in and around a swamp-like environment surrounded by ogres. Croydon.
Ed Miliband
Does anyone else sometimes wonder: "do I hate this guy more than Cameron? I think I need to figure out which one I hate slightly less than the other before 2015 or I'm voting Green again".
Justin Bieber
Old Biebs has predictably cracked this year, telling one of his teenage fans that she "looks like a beached whale", spitting on said fans, (allegedly) paying for sex with burly Brazilian shemales and getting caught with weed seemingly every week. Some would say admirable, some would say CJTC.
Two groups coming today, starting with Group E, which could well be the group of death:
Katie Hopkins
Professional shit-chatter Katie Hopkins has made quite the career out of being a CJTC. Her CJTC skills earnt her the honour of having an effigy of her burnt on bonfire night in Edenbridge in Kent. Good news is that she has seemingly been sacked by This Morning for tweeting the above the day after the helicopter crashed into the pub in Scotland. Not that I've ever been in a position where I could or would want to watch that shite anyway.
Steve Parish (Prince Charming)
When he's not abusing his own fans on a message board or getting his hair done, Simon Jordan mark two Prince Charming can often be found in and around a swamp-like environment surrounded by ogres. Croydon.
Ed Miliband
Does anyone else sometimes wonder: "do I hate this guy more than Cameron? I think I need to figure out which one I hate slightly less than the other before 2015 or I'm voting Green again".
Justin Bieber
Old Biebs has predictably cracked this year, telling one of his teenage fans that she "looks like a beached whale", spitting on said fans, (allegedly) paying for sex with burly Brazilian shemales and getting caught with weed seemingly every week. Some would say admirable, some would say CJTC.