Gary Nelson
New member
But I did chuckle.....
Are you worried about the future? Let's face it, we're not getting any
younger and we all have to think about our lavish lifestyles, after
our careers are over.
- Are you over 33?
- Are you well past your best?
- Are you looking for an easy life?
Then You Are Eligible For the Spurs Life Plan!! We pay you £30,000 a
week, there's a pointless medical, and no sales person will call (well
you might get a shot in the private plane). CALL NOW! There's a FREE
house, luxury car and limitless golf at some of England's finest
courses. Don't take our word for it, read these recommendations by
some of our satisfied clients;
"When I'm no longer playing, I know my family will be financially
secure" Gus, London
"I recommend the Spurs Life Plan to all my family" Christian, London
"The Spurs plan supplemented my pension, just when I thought it was
too late" Dean R London.
"The generosity of the Spurs plan is unmatched in the world of pension
finance. It was the best move we ever made" Jamie and Louise, Essex
"Even when everyone said I was too old, Spurs were prepared to
supplement my pension with an outrageous offer" Mauricio, Buenos
Aires.
"Despite being permanently injured, I was still eligible for the Life
Plan-year after year" Darren, Watford
So don't sit there worrying about the future-RELAX-That phone will
ring!! Spurs life plan is regulated by D Levy and his pals at the
bank, and is funded by the 30,000 who have invested in the "THFC
Season Ticket"
Are you worried about the future? Let's face it, we're not getting any
younger and we all have to think about our lavish lifestyles, after
our careers are over.
- Are you over 33?
- Are you well past your best?
- Are you looking for an easy life?
Then You Are Eligible For the Spurs Life Plan!! We pay you £30,000 a
week, there's a pointless medical, and no sales person will call (well
you might get a shot in the private plane). CALL NOW! There's a FREE
house, luxury car and limitless golf at some of England's finest
courses. Don't take our word for it, read these recommendations by
some of our satisfied clients;
"When I'm no longer playing, I know my family will be financially
secure" Gus, London
"I recommend the Spurs Life Plan to all my family" Christian, London
"The Spurs plan supplemented my pension, just when I thought it was
too late" Dean R London.
"The generosity of the Spurs plan is unmatched in the world of pension
finance. It was the best move we ever made" Jamie and Louise, Essex
"Even when everyone said I was too old, Spurs were prepared to
supplement my pension with an outrageous offer" Mauricio, Buenos
Aires.
"Despite being permanently injured, I was still eligible for the Life
Plan-year after year" Darren, Watford
So don't sit there worrying about the future-RELAX-That phone will
ring!! Spurs life plan is regulated by D Levy and his pals at the
bank, and is funded by the 30,000 who have invested in the "THFC
Season Ticket"