Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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If it wasn't a pleasant way to die, his estate is due a full refund from the manufacturers shirley?
That'll teach him to buy Duracells
Would you go to hospital![]()
A man accidentally killed himself after a vibrator became lodged in his body, an inquest heard.
And was it the Duracell Bunny?
He was too shaken up to go the the Docs
I bet he was buzzing when his friend took him in.
I must say I'm a bit surprised that a 50 year old who still lives at home with his mum and gets off self sodomising has any friends. Apologies if I've just upset any NSCers in the same position![]()
Literally?
Well quite but if I had that up me yeah, I think if bite the bullet and go.
Would you go to hospital![]()
They've seen it all before!!
Am I the only person wondering why you have to post a f*****g story like that on a football forum?
Am I the only person wondering why you have to post a f*****g story like that on a football forum?