News on Vokes..Looked slightly bad?!?!?

[GingerBeerMan]

According to some posts in this thread he's got a torn calf muscle and is out for a few months

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Just a bad case of the Saturdays, he'll be back on the crabs.


(Proud I got crabs and back in )

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Noone pulled up rubbing his banjo string

Is that what they call it nowadays? Off to pull my banjo string.

 

[seagullondon]

to put it straight, this is what happened. Sam Vokes:

Went to dinner with Molly from The Saturdays :

YEAH and they went for dinner and after a bit of rumpy pumpy he got crabs :

sorry if you are eating an afternoon snack

 

[Horsham Gull]

Out for the rest of the season as he always get cramp on Saturdays

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Apparently he is going crab fishing Saturday,don't know about the injury though.

 

[Titanic]

Apparently, he is just crap and will be out of the team on Saturday.

 

[Foolg]

He got cramp whilst eating crumpets with Molly from the Saturdays, that's what i've been told.

 

[rool]

He got cramp whilst eating crumpets with Molly from the Saturdays, that's what i've been told.

I think it was crumpets with marmite

 

[chucky1973]

to put it straight, this is what happened. Sam Vokes:

Went to dinner with Molly from The Saturdays :

YEAH and they went for dinner and after a bit of rumpy pumpy he got crabs :

sorry if you are eating an afternoon snack

I can see the lawyers getting hold of this and "slander" being mentioned!!

 

[Titanic]

Apparently, he is just crap and will be out of the team on Saturday.

or maybe this is just a bad case of

 

[seagullondon]

or maybe this is just a bad case of

 

[hans kraay fan club]

or maybe this is just a bad case of

Jara Reyes Whispas?

Don't get it.

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Heard he is a werecrab and it's a full moon on Saturday and Molly from The Saturdays is going to watch him turn back.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

I heard she was wheeling her wheelbarrow through streets broad and narrow singing cockles and muscles alive alive oh... no mention of crabs, shoddy journalism again.

 

[Shifty89]

I heard he slipped on some crap, and is sat on a turd all day.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Molly? My sauce said he got hurt getting a piggy back from Frankie from the Saturdays, and caught crabs.
Wayne Bridge wasn't impressed.

Apparently it was just cramp and should be ready for saturday, what is this groundhog day?

 

[Horsham Gull]

or maybe this is just a bad case of

is that reyes in the crowd? :joker:

 

[WhingForPresident]

I heard he went out for lobster but should be back by 6 O'clock for Eggheads

 

[Amahwrang]

I'd heard he'd found Lux Interior alive on Saturn.......coat getting am I