I know! It was at the Centenary Dinner (I think) when someone said why did I call myself Old Fat and Bald when I wasn't that old that fat or that bald. Barnet kindly pointed out that it wasn't worth changing as I soon would be!
Well I've done it anyway. It's only taken about 3 and a half years to come up with a name that isn't just three derogatory adjectives.