New LB from Premier League Club - Joe Bennett Signs

[Eggmundo]

I am surprised that you recognised him, being a Villa reserve player and it was before we had signed him

I didn't at first but thought, a car like that, young bloke, arrogant ****, "I bet he's a footballer", and it wasn't till now that I really looked at his picture and realised that it was him.

I bet he's got a black land rover.

 

[Eggmundo]

Should have given him a beep and the finger. Can't stand people who do that.

I was walking and told him to get off his phone. He didn't listen.

 

[danb88]

I saw him last Sunday driving towards the training ground. Nice Black Land Rover, he was on his phone while negotiating the Manor roundabout, therefore he's a cock.

Hes got a white porsche so i have no idea what your on about.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

If he has got a black Land Rover the North needs to erupt into a chant of "Wanker, wanker, wanker, wanker" as soon as he comes out to warm up on Saturday.

 

[Eggmundo]

Hes got a white porsche so i have no idea what your on about.

He may have another car as well, then again he may not.
I may be completely wrong, then again I may not.

I would hedge my bets that regardless of whether it was actually him or not he has PROBABLY used his phone while driving at some point and that is enough for me.

 

[BrianWade4]

Brilliant signing

Will be better than Ward or Bridge

 

[danb88]

He may have another car as well, then again he may not.
I may be completely wrong, then again I may not.

I would hedge my bets that regardless of whether it was actually him or not he has PROBABLY used his phone while driving at some point and that is enough for me.

What a mong you are .

 

[Chinman3000]

Just had a chat with a Villa mate of mine and apparenlty their nickname for Joe is Gorden.

As in Gorden Bennett

 

[clippedgull]

Just had a chat with a Villa mate of mine and apparenlty their nickname for Joe is Gorden.

As in Gorden Bennett

Well! As with any player. I await his debut in the stripes of BHAFC before deciding he is a rubbish player. Some players just blossom under different managers/coaches/playing styles!

 

[Albumen]

Just had a chat with a Villa mate of mine and apparenlty their nickname for Joe is Gorden.

As in Gorden Bennett

It didn't take 22 pages for that hilarious joke to appear did it?