Mystic Meg

[Hart's mistress]

Just heard on Radio 1 apparently Mystic Meg predicted that we will win at the weekend. Is this good? I don't think so

 

[Marc]

blimey is that old trout still going? makes you wonder about the entertainment industry when silly bitches faking future events can get well paid jobs that anybody else could do

 

[Hilton]

 

[Safeway]

That's us f***ed then.

Although she did correctly predict in 1994 that I would meet someone of the opposite sex with a first name beginning with 'R'. Spooky.

 

[Marc]

That's us f***ed then.

Although she did correctly predict in 1994 that I would meet someone of the same sex with a first name beginning with 'R'. Spooky.

was it Roger?

 

[chips and gravy]

Is the reason that Mystic Meg able to see into the future because she is a cross-eyed old trout?

 

[Trigger]

I would like to slap her round the right cheekbone with a moist kipper.