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Aadam

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Feb 6, 2012
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Um. Is this for real? Do people actually buy into this crap?

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Mojo wristbands or bracelets are a new, stylish accessory that when worn could help to promote a healither lifestyle, increase physical performance, reduce stress and improve blood flow throughout the body. Athletes have worn Mojo wristbands and taken advantage of this technology for many years. Now this same technology is available to you!

Mojo Futuretech is a worldwide distributor of state of the art holographic Mojo wristbands and Mojo equestrian patches. Mojo products are embedded with holographic technology which to date has mainly been used by elite athletes. Today however, Mojo wristbands are popular amongst a much more varied range of people: from amateur athletes and avid gym goers to those seeking a healthier lifestyle. More recently Mojo products have been adapted for pets and horses and we now offer a selection of specialist Mojo equestrian patches and animal patches.
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How can they get away with selling a piece of rubber with a hologram on it for £30 and calling it hologram technology that will increase physical performance? Elite athletes and animals use this too, give me a break... Yeah stick it on that horse and watch it run faster...

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strings

strings

Moving further North...
Feb 19, 2006
9,965
Barnsley
They look similar to the 'power balance' wristbands that were going around about 18 months ago, and were worn by several professional sports personalities. These bands were doing really well until the company that made them were forced to admit there was no scientific evidence to back up their claims.
 










Mellotron

Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
31,914
Brighton
How exactly is it supposed to work?
 


Triggaaar

Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
50,237
Goldstone
Mellotron said:
How exactly is it supposed to work?
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It's not. The manufacturers would never have asked themselves that question, they'd simply have asked, how can we make idiots think it works? Pay Usain Bolt to wear one and watch them fly off the shelves.
 








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Mutts Nuts

New member
Oct 30, 2011
4,918
Aadam said:
Um. Is this for real? Do people actually buy into this crap?

mojowristbands.co.uk



How can they get away with selling a piece of rubber with a hologram on it for £30 and calling it hologram technology that will increase physical performance? Elite athletes and animals use this too, give me a break... Yeah stick it on that horse and watch it run faster...

:eek:
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The key is in the word could and not will,if you cut your arms off it could make you run faster as you would be lighter
 




Icy Gull

Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Back in the day people used to buy identity bracelets, just in case you forgot your name I suppose
 










grubbyhands

grubbyhands

Well-known member
Dec 8, 2011
2,286
Godalming
I'm gonna start selling rubber bands to "Hold body and soul together" like.
 










seagullsovergrimsby

seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,691
Crap Town
Didn't Winifred Zaha try out these wristbands to see if they could keep him in an upright position for more than 2 minutes on a football pitch ???
 


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