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me and my mum nimby village visit.







Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
There was a youngster called Ape
Who thought it a wonderful jape
If he clogged up this site
With a load of old shite
Until he was tied up with tape.

Shit ending I know.
 


Kev the Ape said:
there was once a Nimby called tom carr, he talked alot about the stadium, One day i went up to him and shot him in the head Now there no more tom carr.

No wonder you're still at school - presumably you are re-doing primary school for the umpteenth time. Or is it just that your school is SHIT? Did you ever go to English lessons? Did no-one ever teach you to spell (or at least use a dictionary), or punctuate, or how to construct a proper sentence?
 


Oct 25, 2003
23,964
fatbadger said:
No wonder you're still at school - presumably you are re-doing primary school for the umpteenth time. Or is it just that your school is SHIT? Did you ever go to English lessons? Did no-one ever teach you to spell (or at least use a dictionary), or punctuate, or how to construct a proper sentence?
he went to hove park

'nuff said
 


Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
tommy boy said:
he went to hove park
The actual park or the school?

Additional : he probably went on a trip to the park with his mum
 
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Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
Everest said:
The actual park or the school?

the school, but he would've been better off going to the park
 




Gwylan

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
31,341
Uffern
I've been prompted by the Kev poll to read this thread for this first time and I've hurt myself laughing.

I hadn't realised what a cult Kev had become - I'm going to look out for his threads.
 












Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
tedebear said:
I sincerely hope not.... biggest load of tripe I've read on here in ages....

I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels like that. It must be a bloke thing.
 


Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
What she said (apart from the bloke thing)
 








Rangdo

Registered Cider Drinker
Apr 21, 2004
4,779
Cider Country
Strike said:
I think its time we left Kev alone,

We've tried but he won't leave us alone.
 


Everest

Me
Jul 5, 2003
20,741
Southwick
dougdeep said:
I can't find the Falmer Village one! :(
Bounced just for you doug.

Bugger, didn't work. Oh well.
 
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Bluejuice

Lazy as a rug on Valium
Sep 2, 2004
8,270
The free state of Kemp Town
So I finally found what all the fuss was about.

It is pretty sad to be sat at a computer screen in fits of giggles, tears rolling down the face, but good god that was a great read.

My face muscles ache.

When's the Kev The Ape fanzine out?
 




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