Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
Rested or injured?
He has a swollen left testicle. Testicles often turn a purple colour when related to groin strains etc.
Bollock.
A friend of mine was once injured playing football, got hoofed in the midriff, thought not too much about it but then one of his balls swelled up And went black, he described it as looking like an aubergine. Turned out it was internal bleeding in his abdomen, which then followed gravity and collected in his scrotum.
Did they have to drain it?
He has a swollen left testicle. Testicles often turn a purple colour when related to groin strains etc.
Bollocks.