Match programme covers

[Lush]

The photos on the front of the match programme seem to be making the most of the squad's personal attributes.

So far we have had Charlie's bald head, Richard Carpenter's bad skin and today we have Steve Coppell's chin.

Perhaps we should send in a few suggestions for future covers...

Danny's tattoos? Or Guy's arse?

 

[Beach Hut]

There is always me on the front of the video cover - angry cause there was no make-up left

 

[Turkey]

Blackwell's knee.

 

[Dunkstar]

A Bacon Butters!(______*_______)

 

[Beach Hut]

Rodger's hair

 

[Lush]

Rodger's hair

God yeah. That hairstyle died with Adam Faith.

 

[Beach Hut]

God yeah. That hairstyle died with Adam Faith.

Bit harsh damning the deceased !

 

[Lady Bracknell]

I'm a photographer....and while it'd be a tough assignment, I'm prepared to tackle a team todger or two....

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Purely in the interests of art, you understand....

 

[Lush]

Would that be the todger of Rodger?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Well, it can't be the knob of Bob any more *sighs*...

 

[Beach Hut]

Wat about the Swindon one ?

The Invincible Todger ?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Nah, an Invisible One would be too much of a challenge for the wide angle lens...