Masturbation as requested by Bladders

[SWCspider-man]

Following on with our 'dirty week'

One hand?
Two hands?

Do you watch porn?
Do you watch your neighbours?

And there must be a few 'I never stick my finger up my arse' people who say this to thier friends but at home act like its thier own personal door to narnia

What's your routine?

 

[itszamora]

I like to mix it up a bit. Never involved the neighbours, though.

 

[Gullys Cats]

I like a two fingered wank, only as a treat

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

So what sexual themes work best for you?

(I love the idea of a Dirty Week on NSC!)

 

[Surrey_Albion]

you all sound like WANKERS!!

 

[spig100963]

I think speed wanking should be introduced into the Olympics.
Give me half a chance of medal.

 

[Surrey_Albion]

I think speed wanking should be introduced into the Olympics.
Give me half a chance of medal.

I once entered the blindfolded wanking championship, not sure where I came

 

[sydney]

I think speed wanking should be introduced into the Olympics.
Give me half a chance of medal.

i haven't had a wank for weeks .........my missus has developed a sudden liking for sucking my cock , which is fine with me.

used to be a shocker when i was younger ...3 or 4 times a day in the summer.

 

[Bladders]

I do like to keep the pipes clean on a regular basis as if you leave it too long you harry monk is just a big pile of thick super glue.

Defo one handed for me and always the right, porn is good, preferably 70's porn, they had far better story lines with proper hairy fanny's and Ron Jeremy lookalikes with horseshoe moustaches and hairy backs, as young teenager watching these it always baffled me why these women would want the plumber who was as hairy as an ape to bone them, but it led me too believe that I stood a good chance of getting my shareof pussy when an adult.................but I digress...

............luckily these days I have many a good debauched sexual memory to recall on if need be.

Still find it hard to resist one in the shower now and then even though I know it will stick to me like glue and take forever to unpeel it from my belly.

 

[Bladders]

Why cant you edit posts in this section?

 

[DavePage]

I think speed wanking should be introduced into the Olympics.
Give me half a chance of medal.

Is that like speed dating, but messy

 

[SeagullSongs]

Is that like speed dating, but messy

Soggy biscuit?

 

[uk_thighlover]

In terms of material, it has to be Susanna Reid, or similar leggy lovelies, such as Rachel Riley. I do like to spend a while fantasizing about ravishing their curves I must say.......if anyone is interested in discussing such leggy ladies feel free to IM me on yahoo at uk_thighlover@yahoo.co.uk.

 

[catfish]

I think speed wanking should be introduced into the Olympics.
Give me half a chance of medal.

They wouldn't shake your hand when you get a medal.

 

[British Grenadier]

I once entered the blindfolded wanking championship, not sure where I came

Very good

There was a thread a while back about people's favourite websites. The usual suspects came up: BBC, NSC, the Argus etc. and someone mentioned spankwire. Well I would just like to shake that person by the (recently cleaned) hand.

 

[Puppet Master]

In terms of material, it has to be Susanna Reid, or similar leggy lovelies, such as Rachel Riley. I do like to spend a while fantasizing about ravishing their curves I must say.......if anyone is interested in discussing such leggy ladies feel free to IM me on yahoo at uk_thighlover@yahoo.co.uk.

Why haven't you responded?

 

[cloud]

I expect he is too busy.

I feel I shouldn't really be on this thread, as a girl, but I couldn't resist a peek

 

[kateean2]

You just saved me the trouble of reposting.