[News] Mass murder avoided by dog walkers

[Doc Lynam]

2 dog walkers who’d been reading the Daily Mail that morning, knew exactly what to do when they witnessed mass murder being committed in Chapel St Leonards, Lincolnshire, on Wednesday night.
“A couple with some dogs just came up to the window and were having a look in, but they walked off really quickly and I didn't think anything of it."
“ I didn't know until after we left that these people phoned in saying that there was a mass murderer; they were wearing a robe and they were walking over all of the people, and it looked like some kind of ritual, and that the people on the floor were actually dead.” Said the ringleader.

'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class

Police say the call was made with "good intentions" after students were mistaken for bodies.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[el punal]

Dog walkers = Withdean South Standers when it was the ladies aerobics class.

 

[Worried Man Blues]

Thought they'd recognise 'Down dog'

 

[Grassman]

Dog walkers = Withdean South Standers when it was the ladies aerobics class.

I seem to remember there was a female boxercise class often going on, that I have to admit, on occasion, I watched more closely than the footie. I’m not even going to lower myself and make a joke about being ‘bashed around the ring’. I’m too classy for that.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

2 dog walkers who’d been reading the Daily Mail that morning, knew exactly what to do when they witnessed mass murder being committed in Chapel St Leonards, Lincolnshire, on Wednesday night.
“A couple with some dogs just came up to the window and were having a look in, but they walked off really quickly and I didn't think anything of it."
“ I didn't know until after we left that these people phoned in saying that there was a mass murderer; they were wearing a robe and they were walking over all of the people, and it looked like some kind of ritual, and that the people on the floor were actually dead.” Said the ringleader.

'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class

Police say the call was made with "good intentions" after students were mistaken for bodies.

www.bbc.co.uk

You wonder at some folks intelligence really don't you, I mean the couple seem made for each other, surely one of them would look a bit longer, notice the mats etc, but to both run off and scream for a policeman come on. Also if they looked through and noticed this lady walking about they could clearly see no weapon, why not knock on the door, oh that would probably give it a way a sign on the door "Yoga Class in session"

 

[Zeberdi]

In connection with the above, police are still searching for concert pianist who went on the run in 2018 after she was implicated in the suspected mass murder of classical music fans

Lie-down and Listen: A unique classical music concert designed to benefit well-being launching this month

Pianist Christina McMaster is launching a lying down concert on September 21 in London.

www.pianistmagazine.com

 

[Questions]

I’ve done yoga and it’s murder

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

2 dog walkers who’d been reading the Daily Mail that morning, knew exactly what to do when they witnessed mass murder being committed in Chapel St Leonards, Lincolnshire, on Wednesday night.
“A couple with some dogs just came up to the window and were having a look in, but they walked off really quickly and I didn't think anything of it."
“ I didn't know until after we left that these people phoned in saying that there was a mass murderer; they were wearing a robe and they were walking over all of the people, and it looked like some kind of ritual, and that the people on the floor were actually dead.” Said the ringleader.

'Ritual mass murder' report in Chapel St Leonards was yoga class

Police say the call was made with "good intentions" after students were mistaken for bodies.

www.bbc.co.uk

TBF it’s Lincolnshire…. Truely the county that time forgot.