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Jul 24, 2003
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Newbury, Berkshire.
Lawyers R.G. Iggs and Co, acting for Premiership footballer C.A. 'Ntsay, have today issued a superinjuction banning newspapers and Twitter from alledging that he once played for Manchester Utd and might have watched Big Brother ...........

In a statement the law firm said:

" Our Client completely refutes the suggestion that he is good enough to play in the Premiership - he would never have his name sullied by being mentioned in the same breath as such a money obsessed organisation. Whilst he does like to watch X-Factor of a Saturday evening he completely denies that he has time to watch reality shows as he is too busy shagging women off the TV at that time of night ......... "
 












El Presidente

The ONLY Gay in Brighton
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Jul 5, 2003
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Pattknull med Haksprut
Which player on the bench on Saturday doesn't care whether it's cock or minge he is eating though?
 












edna krabappel

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Jul 7, 2003
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Which player on the bench on Saturday doesn't care whether it's cock or minge he is eating though?

You sound like one of those Wicked Whisper type hints they have (had?) in the gossip pages of one of the tabloids, think it's the Sun :lol:
 


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